joyride

Something you don't tell your mother you are doing when you are going out driving with buddies on Friday night because she'll freak shit and not let you go.



joyriding
1 stealing a car and then accelerating the bejaysus out of it down a quiet suburban street at three in the morning.
usually found the next morning as a burnt out shell in the corner of a field.
2 a common practice among skangers after downing several cans of 'dutch gold' or 'linden village'.
Example:
'stooorrreeeee. wanna go joyriding down tallaght,bud? '


Joyriding
The act of going to a cycling class for the sole purpose of staring at the busty instructor
Example:
Dude, my girlfriend thinks I'm going to the gym to get healthy when I'm really just joyriding


Joyride
A joyride is a sexual act with one man and many women all engaging in intercourse simultaneously. The opposite of a gangbang.
Example:
After requesting to speak to the manager, Karen reminisced on the previous night joyride noting that she was one of many ladies to fuck John and was quite satisfied.


Mexican Joyride
It's when you go to Toys 'R' Us, buy a fake kid steering wheel, get a hot latino women and make her fuck you while she is steering it on your chest.
Example:
Mike: Hey Zach did you go to toys 'R' us last nite and get the "Toy"?

Zach: Yeah, she gave me a mexican JOYRIDE all nite!!


Family Joyride
when you 3d print two dildos and put them on the two front seats of your car and fucken sit on them so it goes up your asshole and then go for a joyride. Then about every hour or so you switch seats so everyone gets a go ;)
Example:
Alright gang, it's time for our annual family joyride gangbang


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