allstar

a person that can rockk the world. dee best!! not just a superstar or a rockstar but its all of it put together! hollywood;; glamorous;; a five star



Allstar
Allstar can be referred to as an individual who tries too hard to be cool. They tend to have douchebag tendencies, exercise self-importance, be members of elite cliques, and sport Macklemore haircuts- and perm them for extra points. These Allstars ⭐️ tend to start conversations by asking “How many Instagram followers do you have?”, before rejecting you for not having enough— you must have a high engagement ratio. They live the “Insta Life“, posting fake ass candid photos with captions like “I’m just squinting my eyes bc I’m bad at taking pics”, even though they clearly paid to have a professional photo shoot. If they don’t have their phone with them at all times, they exhibit signs similar to Alcohol Withdrawal Syndrome. Their lives on Insta are rosy, but left alone with out their phone, they have no real social skills when speaking face to face with them.
Example:
I went to a trip to Provo, Utah, home of BYU, and I’ve never encountered such a concentration of Allstar douchebags in my life. I lost count of how many times males in their early to late 20’s took duckface selfies sporting their voluminous Macklemore haircuts with their fellow gents. They all spoke Insta captions and never had a real conversation. When attempting a conversation with them, it was followed by silence for not acknowledging their self-importance. It was like mean girls in real life, but in college.


Allstar generation
So apparently kids born during 1997-1999 don’t belong to any existing generation which means we don’t have a name, so I’m proposing that we be called the Allstar Generation. Because I’ve never met one of us that doesn’t know every single word to that song.
Example:
“Oh I’m apart of the Allstar Generation
Allstar Gens are literally the coolest people I’ve ever met”


The Allstar Ache
The Allstar Ache is the infectious disease that comes with listening to too much music by the band Allstar Weekend. Symptoms may include band obsessions, uncontrollable checking of the A-DUB Facebook, Twitter and MySpace pages, and/or swooning over Michael, Zach, Nathan or Cameron. The Allstar Ache is currently incurable.
Example:
person 1: Have you heard of Allstar Weekend?

person 2: Yes! I totally have The Allstar Ache!


Backpage allstar
A prostitute typically a white female hailing mostly from northern California with bad teeth and overly strong urge to culturally appropriate. they tend to travel across the country posting ads on Backpage selling mediocre sexual favors to middle age men. they often have no pimp and a mixed child that they take pictures with on socail media next to memes that talk about getting shmoney and videos of them counting money in hopes of living the attention of pimps.
Example:
Becky is a total Backpage allstar she can't stop posting ads !


Allstar Weekend
Allstar Weekend is the most amazing and talented band in the world. Zachary David Porter, Cameron Michael Quiseng, Michael Martinez, and Nathan Darmody. (Live member: Dillon Anderson)
They were discovered outside of a Jonas Brothers concert and signed to Hollywood Records.
They are soo incredibly cute and just released a new song on Aug.16 called 'Blame it on September' and their new album 'All The Way' comes out on September 27.
Anyone who says they were only signed to compete with Nick Jonas needs to get their facts straight because they were signed before the JoBros went solo. And they arent competing with Big Time Rush because, again, ASW was signed before them. Ive heard some people say theyd rather die in a hole than see Allstar Weekend live. Well to them, have fun with that. :)
Lesson: Don't diss a band. Theyre are at least a 100,000 girls supporting any band that will gladly kick your ass.
Adub forever.<3
Example:
"Hey, have you heard of ALLSTAR WEEKEND?"
"Yeah, they suck!"
-promptly kicks ass-


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