karate kid

One of the best movies of all time. Directed by John Avildsen, this 1984 drama centers around a displaced youth who seeks self-defense training from an aged maintenance man named Mister Miyagi to defend himself in a Karate Tournament against a San Fernando Valley biker gang. Most of the movie was made on location throughout the San Fernando Valley in 1983.



karate kid
A poem by Jane Yolen, about the Japanese Kung Fu is not about fighting or bullying. It's about strong empowerment.

Original poem:
I am wind
I am wall
I am wave

I rise, I fall
I am crane
In lofty flight

Training that
I need not fight

I am tiger
I am tree
I am flower
I am knee
I am elbow
I am hands
Taught to do
The heart's commands

Not to bully
Not to fight
Dragon left
And leopard right
Wind and wave
Tree and flower
Chop

Kick

Peace

Power
Example:
"that karate kid poem is so amazing! It had a really good meaning! "


karate kid
One of those stupid kids who ruin a show by doing a bunch of high kicks and then hitting you in the face with an elbow because they think they're God damn ninjas. They males are easily recognizable by their girl-cut designer jeans and effeminate haircuts. They are noted for not having any rhythm as they do not actually listen to music.

Note #1: they are not ninjas.
Note #2: they are as lame as Ralph Macchio
Example:
I'd do something about that damn karate kid who kicked me, but I'm too drunk and out of shape. Curses!


karate kid
Someone who has such a gift for karate.
Example:
David,Greg,Mel,Tom,Robert,and Karl are all quite the karate kids; they have all earned blackbelts in karate.


The Karate Kid
During sex with a female, begin by grabbing her tits in both hands, begin moving your hands in opposite circular motions "Wax on Wax Off."
Example:
When DJ was passionatly making love to Nancy, he pulled The Karate Kid with both of her large tits in his hands while she screamed "Do Me Harder Sensei!"


The Karate Kid
Having sex while wearing a Cobra Kai gi, and at the moment of climax yelling "SWEEP THE LEG!" and then throwing your partner off the bed.
Example:
Dude! I totally got this chick with The Karate Kid last night!
How'd that turn out?
I broke the lamp... and had an awkward conversation with the ER nurse.


Karate Kid
A nickname for a person younger than 18 who does karate. The name originates with the 1984 film, The Karate Kid, in which the main character Daniel (played by Ralph Macchio) learns karate.
Example:
“How was the dojo today, my “Karate Kid”?”


Karate Kidding
Waxing on and off in public places.
Example:
What is he doing?

I think.. He's Karate Kidding.

That's legal?

No...but he sure can wax the hell out of whatever he's waxing


karate kid law
When you challenge a sensei to a duel in their dojo and they have to accept your challenge.
Example:
Dude you gotta let me duel you in your dojo, it's karate kid law.


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