kurt

A pimp ass individual who is in bed with three women at this very moment. We must get undressed now. Talk to you later.



kurt
Kurt is a fine-looking guy, with a great personality... once you get to know him. Not exactly the nicest, or the meanest, he can tease his friends real mean sometimes. Has a huge heart, cares for alot of people, has multiple love issues and DON'T EVER underestimate his basketball skills because he will destroy with his amazing shooting skill. Usually says "I never try". Believe him he's telling the truth, unless u ran into a slightly different kurt. He is not exactly a person to stay on track, but once he's been taught a lesson, he can do great things. His basketball skills are very similar to Jimmy Butler. Kurt has very high standards to live up to but may not be able to reach them

Handles: B
Shooting(All Around): A
Passing: B+
Dunking: A++
Defence: B
Rebounding: B-
Posting: C+
Example:
(Beats Kurt in 1v1)

Kid: U suck

Kurt: I wasn't trying

Kid: Sure u were

(Kurt Gives the kid death stare)

Kid: Ur so bad at basketball, that even my grandma can shoot better than you

Kurt: Rematch, Again!!

(Kid gets destroyed)

Kid: HOW DID YOU DO THAT!?

Kurt: I Have my ways


kurt
A Tubby Guy. With Many Jelly Rolls. But Each jelly roll is filled with love and caring emotions. A great friend who has a bad attitude. Loves hard metal and weird bullshit.
Example:
Kurt is fagged.
Fagged: Noun:
Someone who is tired from doing a tedious task.


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