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labatt
N.

1. One who does not understand how to deal with the public.

2. One who speaks in compassionate terms until crushing people's hopes.

3. One who drinks substantial amounts of a beverage bearing the same name.

4. One who never gives direct answers to any specific questions.


V.

1. To string people along and then crush their spirits.

2. To evade and obfuscate.

3. To use bad humor in inappropriate contexts.

4. To lie.
Example:
--The mayor can't say when road construction is going to finish, and he won't tell us how much it costs. What a Labatt.

--Your girlfriend left you right after you proposed? Obviously, she was pulling a Labatt on you.

--Hey, you sure you didn't take my wallet? You're not Labatting with me, are you?

--The general Labatted the enemy to great effect during the war.


Labatt Yellow
The result of drinking vast amounts of Labatt Blue
Example:
I got bombed off Labatt Blue; a couple cigarettes and a little while later, it became Labatt Yellow and spewed forth from my piehole.


Labatt Splats
A distinct, water-down, grotesque bowel movement, after a night of heavy drinking Canadian-made beer Labatt Blue.
Example:
"Ughh, dude, drinking all that Labatt Blue last night is catching up and I gotta drop some Labatt Splats."


Labatt Brown
1. The day following a long night of drinking beer, a beer shit is a virutal guarantee. A Labatt Brown is a specialized beer shit taken the day after a night of drinking Labatt Blue (a popular Canadian Beer).

2. A beer shit.
Example:
I'll be back in a few hours, I have to take a wicked Labatt Brown.


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