IT Bartender

People that end people named Bart



The Bartender
Everybody's favorite person. They smile at your frown, put up with most of your shenanigans, laugh at your terrible jokes, offer the occasional ride home, and keep pouring. Respect and cherish these people. You never know how big a part of your life they'll become. Play your cards right, they might just take you home.
Example:
Friend: Did you see The Bartender?
Me: Ya, I kinda stopped breathing when she smiled at me. She definitely noticed. Oops.


Bartender
A professional blender of liquids and solids (spirits, narcotics, drug substances, sauces, opiates, anesthetics, ethanol, tranquilizers…) involving a multi-step process culminating in the formation of a, generally appetizing, substance with a specific purpose.

Although historically mistaken for a non-medical professional, a bartender has identical importance as your local pharmacist, family doctor and favorite dealer. In fact, his/her qualifications encompasses all credentials obtained by the aforementioned occupations.
Example:
The hardest part of a bartender's job is figuring out who is stupid and who is drunk


it bartender
An individual who looks at Information Technology (IT) from a holistic perspective inclusive of technical complexities, financial and cultural. Actively listening to the stories of those who delivery and consume IT services, talking them through to technical and financial solutions derived from those stories.
Example:
Jeff was an amazing IT Bartender with us - bringing out the pains of our IT processes and getting the CFO talking about the over budget spending. We're now all on the same page and know what to do.


Bartender
1. Song made by t-pain ft. akon
2. A person who serves drinks at a bar
Example:
1. lyrics: Broke up with my girl last night so I went to the club...

2. The bartender served me 2 glasses of beer.


Bartender
A professional babysitter. A part time psychologist. One who has a developed sense of seeing through the bullshit. Someone you are most likely NOT taking home, so do your bartender a favor and don't ask! Remember, she is getting paid to flirt with you and being HOT is part of the requirement of her job!! A professional bullshitter. Someone with a real sense of fun and can probably drink you under the table. A person with a dangerous turning point who can rip you to shreds with a few pointed sentences if necessary. A part time security guard. I may be cute but will kick your drunk ass if I have to!!
Example:
Drunk: "You're hot."
Bartender: "Thanks, you're not to bad yourself."
Drunk: "You got all kinds of booty girl!"
Bartender: politely smiles

Drunk: "We should go out sometime."
Bartender: (after tab is paid of course) "No thanks I like pussy." (In other words: You are wasted, I am sober, I have witnessed you hit on every girl in this bar and will not be your last resort to get laid. No thanks drunk guy..)


bartendering
Tending to ALL bartenders needs, wants and desires.
Example:
I was bartendering and the bartender TIPPED me multiple times.

I was bartendering and went home with a stray from the bar.

I was bartendering and the bartender had to give me a ride.


Latest Searches

explained, dislocate, going up, advocent, playing monopoly, an hero, first name, Drag Queen, the telegraph, STOP FIGHTING, the dirty, Ricks, smoochy smoochy, Liam Lesser, ball licker, gens, bushings, interrupt, RAZORBACKS, Esay, lbp, major bank, misandrist, floor, Sergeant, Playoff P, Iroc-Z, TOO deep, doming, Straight postin, the ABC, Pull hair, neckless, Dark Knight, Chillin, natural Order, Epona, PLE, Cheeky bugger, Cunny Man, Bitches Get Stitches, humer, auric, some bitches, Ariane, I kill myself, Your grandpap a trap, attempt, hot momma, Niner Premiership, lwiay, punk chicks, Only the brave, Loveless, organs, selfish lover, Vees, USDA, CUNTY, TTF, Spy Kids 3, my ears are bleeding, LV, sixth chick, boom shakalaka, cordless tool, booms, body part, i know for a fact, a root, how bout it, Crushed up, distance, who do you feel like, playing the piano, Kiersten, gi, With All My Heart, Storm Area 51, PERIODTTTT, mezzo-soprano, shopping mall, segway, John Steinbeck, Sydrome, the content, mooly, pearlshipping, huddle, Soju Bang, Lilith, your grandmother, rusting, that much, stoner chick, I want to fuck, miner, Sourness, zoey, chedders, dae, Boom Boxed, the creek, Old Lady, ripped up fireplace, laboratory, social society, windows, down bad, My mum, comic relief, Gang Starr, Text, dirt bike, DOTA, jugg, ashtray, things, ket, bright light fright, Winnie the Poop, the bit, your dad lesbian, the cookie monster, styll, NOT GIVING A FUCK, My Bestfriend, get the ass, Taking It, suspension, playoff elbow, BMI Pain Olympics, I have a family, the will to, Jovan, utterly, Good news, captain sav-a-hoe, fish hook, benelux, deliberate freakout, PLUTONIUM, tooken, prolapse, sarada, Chewing tobacco, a Fat, i have no friends, thumb, Mildred, dead moose, boss ass, Gasparilla, darla, fustrated, shadow clone, dilf, the jerk, WALL-E, Level 27, Tf, Rita, Mars, Five, Being high, Hennessy, toads, daihatsu, Initialism, wait out, grumpy cat, Toilet Tension, channel, Private Dick, Images, back that ass up, French man, Rat piss, visine, Red Carpet, ball-tracker, braught, Captain Scarlet, sympathy fuck, big brown, guido, uff, hanes, spank me, minnow, My friend Josh, Wole, pre school, Laboratory Tongs, JINGLED, Nim rod, companions, DELICANT, ask jeeves bitch, wud up, IT Bartender, explained, dislocate, going up, advocent, playing monopoly, an hero, first name, Drag Queen, the telegraph, STOP FIGHTING, the dirty, Ricks, smoochy smoochy, Liam Lesser, ball licker, gens, bushings, interrupt, RAZORBACKS, Esay, lbp, major bank, misandrist, floor, Sergeant, Playoff P, Iroc-Z, TOO deep, doming, Straight postin, the ABC, Pull hair, neckless, Dark Knight, Chillin, natural Order, Epona, PLE, Cheeky bugger, Cunny Man, Bitches Get Stitches, humer, auric, some bitches, Ariane, I kill myself, Your grandpap a trap, attempt, hot momma, Niner Premiership, lwiay, punk chicks, Only the brave, Loveless, organs, selfish lover, Vees, USDA, CUNTY, TTF, Spy Kids 3, my ears are bleeding, LV, sixth chick, boom shakalaka, cordless tool, booms, body part, i know for a fact, a root, how bout it, Crushed up, distance, who do you feel like, playing the piano, Kiersten, gi, With All My Heart, Storm Area 51, PERIODTTTT, mezzo-soprano, shopping mall, segway, John Steinbeck, Sydrome, the content, mooly, pearlshipping, huddle, Soju Bang, Lilith, your grandmother, rusting, that much, stoner chick, I want to fuck, miner, Sourness, zoey, chedders, dae, Boom Boxed, the creek, Old Lady, ripped up fireplace, laboratory, social society, windows, down bad, My mum, comic relief, Gang Starr, Text, dirt bike, DOTA, jugg, ashtray, things, ket, bright light fright, Winnie the Poop, the bit, your dad lesbian, the cookie monster, styll, NOT GIVING A FUCK, My Bestfriend, get the ass, Taking It, suspension, playoff elbow, BMI Pain Olympics, I have a family, the will to, Jovan, utterly, Good news, captain sav-a-hoe, fish hook, benelux, deliberate freakout, PLUTONIUM, tooken, prolapse, sarada, Chewing tobacco, a Fat, i have no friends, thumb, Mildred, dead moose, boss ass, Gasparilla, darla, fustrated, shadow clone, dilf, the jerk, WALL-E, Level 27, Tf, Rita, Mars, Five, Being high, Hennessy, toads, daihatsu, Initialism, wait out, grumpy cat, Toilet Tension, channel, Private Dick, Images, back that ass up, French man, Rat piss, visine, Red Carpet, ball-tracker, braught, Captain Scarlet, sympathy fuck, big brown, guido, uff, hanes, spank me, minnow, My friend Josh, Wole, pre school, Laboratory Tongs, JINGLED, Nim rod, companions, DELICANT, ask jeeves bitch,
×

Our website is made possible by displaying online advertisements to our visitors.
Please consider supporting us by disabling your ad blocker.


I have disabled the ad blocker! Show me how!