Kardashic

72 days.



kardash
A measurement of time totaling 72 days. Became popular after Kim Kardashian's highly-publicized marriage, which ended after 72 days. Listed as one of the up-and-coming words of 2012.
Example:
I'll see you in a kardash!!

My summer this year is only a kardash.

Their wedding lasted a few months, barely more than a kardash.


kardash
having many or all of the characteristics of one of the famous Kardashian sisters (how come we never hear about the unfamous Kardashian sisters?) These include well-oversized posteriors, excessive use of eye makeup, black hair that surely came from a bottle, and a vocal quality that makes Fran Drescher sound like an accomplished Broadway actress.
Example:
tony: hey, did you see the new receptionist? big ole' butt, and racoon eyes.
donie: and that voice! she sounds all kardash, like those sisters on TV.....what was their name again?
tony: you mean the Kardashians? that's the name you can't remember. how kardash of you.
donie: yeah. speaking of kardash, what kind of printers' ink does your mom use to keep her youthful appearance?


kardashing
A thick ass pretty bitch that usually give the pussy up real easy. This term is used for bitches of a ethnic race other than black.
Example:
You see that bitch over there with all that ASS, she is Kardashing because she will let a boss smash that Box.


Kim Kardasher
The name of the phrase is derived from Kim Kardashian.

It refers to any extremely physically attractive female, or one of her physical features that stand out ex. Ass, Boobs Curves, etc.

**Does not refer to females that are Kim Kardashian look-a-likes but rather it can be applied to any girl.
Example:
Scenario 1:

Male 1: Dude! Cindy just asked me out!

Male 2: Cindy!? She's a total Kim Kardasher!

Scenario 2:

Male 1: Yo look over there, check out that girl.

Male 2: Damn, she has an ass like a Kim Kardasher. I'd tap that.


Kardash Rash
A rash that fans of the Kardashian fam jam receive once they become crazily obsessed. It usually appears on the belly and is very itchy. You should not scratch it and you should immediately seek medical help when diagnosed. One of the known home remedies for a Kardash Rash is Coca Cola. The good thing about a Kardash Rash is that you know you are a good fan.
Example:
Person 1: Hey, did you see Keeping Up With The Kardashians last night?

Person 2: Don't remind me, it brought back my Kardash Rash. *itches belly* Do you mind grabbing me a coca cola?


Kardashed expectations
When the worldview of a young woman raised on all 18 TV seasons of Keeping Up With Kim, Kourtney, Khloe, Kris, Kylie and Kendall collides with 2020? not to mention? as if that weren't bad enough? their show gets canceled? I mean.
Example:
Growing up, she figured her days would like, be all, like, shopping, makeup, hair, like facials and stuff, and not like, unemployment? driving her mom's Kia to TJMaxx while wearing ugly-ass masks? This totally sucked and who was gonna pay for her Kardashed expectations?


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