the toilet bowl

not only tis it a place of sacrafice, it tis a place of round swirly things and teddy bears. (And god knows tis the only place you can get some PRIVACY) except for at Jenna's House.



The Toilet Bowl
when a guy is fucking a girl from behind, and the other guy is laying down eating her out the guy pulls out of her ass and she shits all over the other dudes dick, she then sucks all the shit off his dick until he cums.
Example:
Dude you need to shower after you got the toilet bowl


Toilet Bowling
Slang Term for hitting a bowl of dank while sitting on, or standing at the toilet or urinal.
Example:
Sid: Guess what! Last night I totally Toilet Bowling again! It was awesome!
Nancy: Ugh!! Jeebus Christ!! Stop taking so many shits and smoking weed all the time! It's disgusting!
Sid: *stab* *stab*


toilet bowl paper
What a roll of bungwipe becomes when it falls into the toilet and subsequently requires disposal.
Example:
{Ed}: Myrna, can you run get me another roll of assiton assimilators please? This roll fell into the can, becoming toilet bowl paper!
{Myrna}: Ed, that's the third time this month that you've made toilet bowl paper! Won't you please fix the TP dispenser?!?


Toilet Bowl Blowback
The uncomfortable surprise of toilet bowl water splashing upward against your genitals because your feces hit the surface like a meteor.
Example:
Today I had the worst case of toilet bowl blowback. Like my poop hit the Yucatan and killed dozens of toilet dinos bad. Sploosh.


Toilet Bowl Dick
When you are taking a shit and your dick touches the cold porcelain at the front of the toilet, causing discomfort and in the case of public toilets, absolute disgust.

Best referred to as "TBD" in mixed company.
Example:
I was taking a shit and I got toilet bowl dick again.
Man the toilets in the mens washroom here are just terrible for TBD.

FUCKING TBD!!


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