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lasik

la-sic (noun) 1. Refractive surgury that can either improve your vision or ruin it even more.2. Laser surgery performed to correct nearsightedness, farsightedness, or astigmatism by cutting a flap in the cornea and removing tissue underneath3. All the rave nowdays for people seeking to rid themselves of glasses and "cure" their poor vision. Their friends are doing it, so why not them? It was a fairly recent addition to reduce/correct myopia, hyperopia and astigmatism. Often the subject of much controversy. Some people are all for lasik, others say its the spawn of the devil. There is so much one can learn about lasik that entire books have been written on it. Lasik isnt for everyone, especially not very low or very high pescriptions. Those with thin corneas, dry eyes or huge pupils may want to stick with glasses. If you are thinking or considering lasik, do extensive research first!

Lasik Head

by DonMarie on Oct 30, 2017 07:07:32

When you give your partner head and their orgasm is so strong, they are temporarily unable to see straight.

Example:
I was eating my girls ass out while rubbing her pussy and she came so hard she couldn’t see for over a minute . She was so happy she said, “damn babe, that was that lasik head”.

Alabama Lasik Surgery

by Cave man101 on Dec 13, 2019 00:29:57

Place a large dip of chew in your mouth right before plowing your cousin from behind. When you're about to blow spit your chaw on her back and tell her you came. When she turns around laser her in her lazy eye with a hot stream of semen then smack her in the opposite direction of her lazy eye. Fixing her lazy eye permanently.

Example:
Cletus "Hey Leeroy didnt you're wife used to have a lazy eye?"
Leeroy "She did until I gave her Alabama Lasik Surgery"
Cletus "Damn cousin, I appreciate you taking suck good care of my sister"

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