lazy eye Definition| Urban Word Dictionary

lazy eye

to have an eye that is always squinting or half closed

lazy eye

by josh holmes on Oct 21, 2006 11:24:10

when a guy pisses and it comes out in more then one spray.

Example:
i had lazy eye when i took a piss

Lazy Eye

by murkalurka on Jan 25, 2009 18:47:01

An eye that drifts aimlessly. It gives the person who owns it a semi-retarted look. Sometimes sexy on men.

Example:
1."Is he looking at me?"
"Bitch, that is just his lazy eye!!"

2. With that lazy eye she probably cheats on all her tests. I know I would.

The Lazy Eye

by Dr. Blackhard on Nov 18, 2006 13:58:19

If a girl passes out on you right before you have sex, and instead of continuing you masturbate and spray your manhood on her face. Then when she wakes up in the morning the cum will be caked on her eye so that it cannot be opened. This is The Lazy Eye.

Example:
When she got up....Robin couldn't open her eye for some reason. She had been a victim of The Lazy Eye. Get a warm washcloth girl.

Lazy Eyes

by crimhawk on Dec 01, 2010 13:58:21

The vision you get when you are slightly buzzed from drinking and when you turn your head, it takes a few seconds for the image to catch up.

Example:
I'll be drunk soon, I'm starting to get lazy eyes.

Lazy Eye

by Jeebahs on Sep 06, 2009 08:00:35

an eye that drifts hilariously.
like what Taylor Swift has.

Example:
"Man, with that lazy eye, i cant tell if Taylor's looking at me or that beercan"

Lazy eye

by Tyson "The Man" on Oct 14, 2004 06:45:06

When you are getting head from a girl and you pull out and cum in her eye so bad it gives her a lazy eye

Example:
I was gitting head from this chick when; well long story short now she has a lazy eye.

Lazy eye Surprise

by punjabiallahpraiser on Jul 12, 2010 11:45:58

when your fucking a girl up, and not knowing she has lazy eye it goes to the side before your about to cum, and you loose all purpose of having sex with her, grab your clothes and leave

Example:
i thought this girl was going to be good until she gave me a lazy eye surprise.

lazy eye fucking

by Lizzayyyy on May 29, 2008 06:55:17

when a man is fucking a girl but hes lazy eye spazes out and he gets nervous and the penis slips out hittin the girl in the face cause ejaculation fluid to hit her in the eye causing her to have a lazy eye(then u choke her) and keep going

Example:
while doing lazy eye fucking the eye spazes out hitting christina mount in the face

lazy eye sex

by joe gorigo on Nov 19, 2006 11:07:09

someone having sex with a lazy eye

Example:
joe had lazy eye sex with his girlfriend

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