buzzard
In the rural midwest (Oklahoma, Texas, etc.): a dignified,
countrified, vulgar man ranging from middle to old age. Usually sporting a dark tan from years of construction, plumbing, painting, or roofing work in the sun.
Buzzards can be identified as wearing Levi's snap button shirts with a
soft pack of Doral lights in the front pocket, old Wrangler jeans hanging past their crack with a snuff can ring on the back pocket, paint spattered, dusty work boots, and any assortment of old baseball caps. They listen to '70s country music (
Waylon Jennings, Willie Nelson. Merle Haggard, Hank Williams Jr., David Allan Coe) and frequent pool halls and state fairs. Some
buzzards overlap into the biker subculture, wearing long ZZ Top beards, black leathers, and sporting tattoos. They are tough on the outside, but generally teddy bears when you get to know them.They are separated from the redneck subculture in that they have a dignity about them - a stoic pride from years of work and
hard living. Some buzzards have a romantic disposition about the world around them and are more good timin' men that belligerent white trash.Buzzards can be defined perfectly by this line from a Waylon Jennings song:"Those that don't know him won't like him and those that do sometimes won't know how to take him."
buzzard
by uwanttruthitellz on May 10, 2009 08:08:31
Any object,
visual,
sensual or
stimulating of any other sense that holds the characteristics appertaining of Buzzardace.
A disgusting object or situation.
Example:
Buzzard Things-
Incest.
Bad Smells.
Mold.
Some people.
Illuminous Orange.
Chavs.
Piercings.
Text Speak.
Buzzard Situations-
Professor Heinrich- And the thing that perplexed me the most about the
intriuge of the deciduous deux ex machina was the exquisite irony of a dodecahedronal mammal surmounted off its homo-sapien cousin of submission and shameful ridicule by its society's peers.
Rick the stoner- ...Yeah, I know, it's
buzzard.
--
Kelly- I wouldn't drink out of that glass, my brother just farted in it.
Jenny- Buzzard!