evicted

(n.) -- The exclamation one makes when a cockroach is successfully zapped by an electric zapper



Eisen Eviction
When one of your roommates sleeps with an opposite sex roommate and then the significant other finds out and throws you out of his/her house.
Example:
Did you see Jon?
No, why?
He totally got the Eisen Eviction.
Really? was it worth it?
Probably not, he has nowhere to go now.


backdoor eviction
Tactic used by landlord to get rid of a tenant when legal eviction isn't an option. Jacking the rent way up beyond the ability of the tenant to pay is probably the most common technique.
Example:
"After a dozen times trying to get the landlord to fix the toilet, he just came back on us with a backdoor eviction by doubling the rent - he knows damned well I can't pay it!"


The Eviction Fart
A fart that when turned loose, has the potential to change 3 lives. This is a fart that has been trapped abdominally for at least one day. The host of this fart is usually in pain or damn bad discomfort and has been trying to ease this fucker out for hours.
Example:
Oh man, my stomach is killing me, I've got an Eviction fart that just will not leave.


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