lonely island

a noun describing the condition of having jizz in your pants, referencing the famous sketch that became a youtube sensation



The lonely Island
A trio of probably the coolest white guys of the decade, possibly the Century. It is compised of Akiva Schaffer, Jorma Taccone, and Andy Samburg. They are known for hits such as: I just had sex, Jack Sparrow, Jizz in my pants, and more.
Example:
Guy #1:Hey. What do you think of "The Lonely Island"

GuY #2: I wanna be all three of them at once. Thats how good they are


The Lonely Island
An American parody act consisting of Andy Samberg, Akiva Schaffer and Jorma Taccone that feature heavily on Saturday Night Live.

They write and perform their own brand of awesomeness with hits such as Jizz in my Pants, I'm on a Boat, Dick in a Box, Boombox and most recently I Just Had Sex.

Celebs such as T- Pain, Justin Timberlake, Rihanna, Jessica Alba and Akon are associated with the trio.

They are epic!!!!!!!
Example:
The Lonely Island - brilliance


The Lonely Island
A comedy trio that is hilarious. Best known for the youtube sensation "Jizz In My Pants" that was also featured on SNL. Other works of genius by them include: "On A Boat (featuring T-Pain)," "Ka-Blamo!," "Bing Bong Brothers (parody of 'The Whisper Song' by The Ying Yang Twins)," "We Like Sportz," "Just 2 Guyz," "Stork Patrol," and others. All 3 of them (Andy Samberg, Jorma Taccone, Akiva Schaffer) perform on/write for Saturday Night Live (SNL.)
Have and album out called "Incredibad."
The Lonely Island are involved in Saturday Night Live sensations such as "Dick In A Box" and "Lazy Sunday"

They are also incredibly fit. Girls think they are hot. 'Cause they are.
Example:
Person #1: Hey, who are those hunks from that movie, "Hot Rod"?

Person #2: That would be The Lonely Island. Duh.


Lonely Island
When a male gets a raging stonk on, he pulls it up and tucks it in his pants. Just so his bell end is popping out. Thus creating a Lonely Island. Often used on the Beach and often crops up in holiday snaps.
Example:
Haha! can see That Lonely Island!


The Lonely Island
A group of comedians whose originality/novelty does little to make up for their lack of comedic skill. Often falling back on shock humor and swearing because their comedy lacks substance, the trio has managed to acquire an online following seemingly more focused on getting in on the latest craze than finding intelligent, well-written comedy. Using this online following, The lonely Island began writing for an already poorly written SNL. Essentially kicking it while it was down, The Lonely Island has managed to make SNL even worse by using their already-stale comedic (if I dare say that) style. Spreading like a virus over the internet, The Lonely Island threatens replace quality comedy with little more than novelty and one-time-laughs (at best). Andy Samberg (Hot Rod) is by far the worst of the three.
Example:
Why do people watch that "The Lonely Island" shit?

I don't know I guess because everyone else does.


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