toothed
A purported "chef" with "three decades of experience", but manages to fuck up the tasks that even the Kitchen Hand can successfully complete.The Tooth inhabits this world
in the vague shape of a
middled aged alcoholic, but distinguishes himself by brandishing his last remaining
chomper square in the middle of his upper gum. The Tooth, with his single remaining,
yellowed, jagged, decaying fang, infects the workplace with incompetence, stagnation, and causes homicidal
ideation among its colleagues. The Tooth is the literal embodiment of incompetence, substance abuse, and failure.The Tooth, due to a lifetime of imbibing Goon Sacks and twisting mad pipes, has sufficiently lowered his IQ to qualify for the disability pension. Despite this, however, driven by goon and meltdowns, prepossess a biological imperative that compels him to fuck up life for all those that work in a kitchen.
toothing
by archibald crevice on Mar 11, 2004 04:56:40
Toothing is a technological evolution of the sexual practice known as "dogging". People with Bluetooth enabled mobile devices broadcast to other Bluetooth enabled devices in the area that they are "up for a shag" They text some flirtatious
sexual banter back and forth for a bit, then arrange to meet up for an impromptu shag in the nearest nook or
cranny.
Toothed
by hateallblacks on Jun 28, 2009 20:13:21
When sharing a
spliff, when you have to pass it,
hold it out to the next person. if they do not realise the spliff is there after a minute or so you pass it to the person after them. the person who has the spliff takes a drag and says "
Toothed".
The person who just missed the spliff has been
toothed.
Tooth
by Toothy McJoothy on Jun 03, 2006 01:02:31
noun; plural: teeth
1. a. A bonehead-like person, or seemingly cool person acting in a
bonehead manner. Typically found at a party, social gathering or event, where an audience is present, surrounded by a layer of bigger teeth.
b. A similar person, acting in tooth-like manner. Someone who simply is not cool.
2. A "
cock-blocker."
Word History: from the root, rocktooth, or toothface -- a derivative of
rockface.
Example:
"I'm not going to
Rice's party, there's gonna be a ton of teeth there!"
"Why were there so many teeth at
Colin's last night?"
"
Domingo was being such a tooth."