macrohard Definition| Urban Word Dictionary

macrohard

Opposite to microsoft

macrohard

by Shimatta Baka-Ni! on May 14, 2005 10:53:58

What Microsoft should call themselves

Example:
Macrohard is more reflective of the company's operations

macrohard

by Shimatta Baka-Ni! on Feb 28, 2008 11:47:37

Macrohard: What Microsoft is

Example:
Microsoft is Macrohard

Macrohard

by TheLoneCrusader on Apr 05, 2014 03:37:18

A large penile erection - the opposite of Microsoft, which means to have a flaccid penis.

Example:
Guy 1: "I've got a macrohard after watching that movie."
Guy 2: "I've got a microsoft now after being outside in -30 C in shorts."

macroHard

by RenderTheAlbinoBoy on May 28, 2022 10:06:13

"macroHard" is a small tech startup company that began in 1971 in Perth, Australia. The company was founded by three unknown, allegedly homosexual men, one of which was struck by lightning in a fatal recreation of Benjamin Franklin's most famous experiment. The two remaining men, low on funds for their startup, joined a carnival in 1974, in a desperate attempt to continue their project. Specializing in self-projection via cannon, they tragically collided mid-air, sprinkling the carnival in a fine red mist, thus bringing macroHard to an end.

macroHard would later be swept under the rug as its most famous competitor, Microsoft made its debut one year after the freak accident. macroHard's most notable achievement is known as DURWEI (pronounced doorway), which was discovered 29 years after its founding, when their former office building, now refurbished for exotic animal sales, burned to the ground, and was found amongst the debris. DURWEI is a low-level turing incomplete Operating System.

Example:
If you've heard of Microsoft, you've probably thought of macroHard. Little did you know, it was a real tech startup in the early '70s.

"Man, macroHard really ruined my love for carnivals."
"Macro who?"
"What?"

"Please be quiet during the exam."

Macrohard

by BigT283 on Mar 29, 2022 10:47:34

The opposite of Microsoft.

Example:
I have a Macrohard laptop

macrohard onfire

by dawagabriel on Jan 20, 2022 11:15:46

the opposite of microsoft office
macro - micro
hard - soft
on - off
fire - ice

Example:
bro 1 - "dude i just realized. macrohard onfire is the opposite of microsoft office"
bro 2 - "brooooo"

Macrohard Doors

by MDTTVteardrop on Jul 19, 2023 13:05:55

No, not "Doors". Macrohard Doors is the opposite equivalent to MS Windows.

Example:
I need a new processor to upgrade to Macrohard Doors 11!

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