Majester
by Lynnpd99 on Feb 28, 2009 22:29:41
Majesticity
by Trunner86 on Nov 11, 2014 10:04:34
A pronoun used to describe the greatness of ones beard; pertaining to ones B.M.U. or "Beard
Majesticity Unit". B.
M.U.'s are the proper rating scale for the
majesticity of ones beard. Ranging from
1-20. 20 topping the Majesticity scale. Attributes of B.M.U.'s include but are not limited to, opaqueness or fullness of ones beard, lusciousness, softness, artistry, color, depth, and most importantly, "Majesticity".
Example:
Upon examination of Jesus Christ's beard, one would not hesitate to rate it as a Solid 20.. it is full, full enough to hold up the sins of man, a beautiful amber color, luscious like caramel. He has chosen a risque post modern
classic style which suits him quite well and the
majesticity is unmatched. It is
regale, profound, unrivaled It is as the Doubtful Sound.