stapled
To "get stapled": Being a dumbass and trying to bench press
more weight, or do more repetitions, than one is capable of without a spotter. Often caused by the presence of an attractive woman in
the weight room coupled with a foolish ego. When large plates are on the bar and it lies across the chest of
the weenie under it, it appears as though the barbell is literally a staple, immobilizing said weenie.
Stapled
by Broseidon, Lord of the Brocean on Apr 07, 2010 07:14:46
to get inebriated to such a large degree that one loses
all motor and speech skills. One common side affect of "getting
stapled" is inventing a completely new personality, which is often obsessed with college football games and the days on which they are played. Getting stapled is often a result of playing team-based drinking games which may cause skull fractures that require staples to heal.
Place of Origin:
West Palm Beach, Florida
Example:
Bro #1: Hey man, did you see how
stapled Raoul got yesterday?
Bro #2: What, did he try to stab someone again?
Bro#1: No, even worse. He tried to fight an entire fraternity in their own house!
"Dude, Bill was so cocksmashingly stapled last night that he drove from Atlanta to
Nashville entirely while he was blacked out."
Staple
by Mama D on Dec 01, 2016 22:24:06
A place or point of reference that is
frequently visited and enjoyed by a
specific individual or individuals due to their consistently positive experience. Ones "go- to"
hangout.
Example:
Based off the money and time she has spent at
Ulta over the years as well as the amount of redeemable award points she has accumulated on her
loyalty card,, it's clear that Ulta is definitely
a staple in her shopping routine
Staples
by Staples Employee on Jun 13, 2005 11:35:07
Staples is a large corporation that sells
office supplies, furniture and overpriced computer
hardware. Staples is characterized by its huge red buildings and how
it kills off all the small supply stores in the area. Working for Staples is like getting your soul ripped out because everday you will probably want to kill yourself.
Staple
by boredpersonnnn on Jan 28, 2011 10:59:42
Staples
by GatMFR on Aug 06, 2015 09:09:56
Example:
"I need to load my
stapler with the
staples so I can attack the tango"- A kid who pretends to be in
S.A.S.
staples
by mickey16561 on Apr 06, 2011 11:36:56
an awful place to work. everyone hates it there and the managers are either too busy gossiping with other employees to do their job or are just so pissed off and angry that no one wants to approach them. Customers are constantly bitching about their sales not ringing up and god forbid there is actually a line because none of the
techs will ever help
ring out anyone. Word of advice: go to
office depot
Stapling
by Scissoring is a thing on Dec 27, 2015 01:20:59
staples
by Omar the Mexican on Aug 31, 2005 11:18:17
staple
by Cds on Feb 19, 2003 06:49:53
Term used in
card games that signifies
a card that everybody runs in every single
deck.