lawn mowing
A task of pure evil brought on by the spring and summer months, and subsequent rain and sun in these periods of time. The task robs humans of precious time in these seasons and is a real pain in the ass. Problems with lawn mowing equipment, such as mower not running,being out of gas,out of oil,and weed eater broken are just some of the fun times and great stuff in store for all to enjoy.Lawn Mowing
lawn mowed
when someone performs the helicopter in a horizontal position using their ding dong to slap their partner in the face.
lawn mowing shoes
Those special pair of shoes that you wear specifically for mowing your lawn. This is usually done to prevent your nice shoes from turning green. Lawn mowing shoes are usually a year or two old and are absolute shit.
mowed lawn
Mowing Lawn
To clean up/take care of, someone else's business. Most commonly used when referring to "someone else's business" as women.
To take another man's object of affection, right from under him.
To take another man's object of affection, right from under him.
Example:
Even though Gary really liked Miley, Adam really 'mowed his lawn' by having sex with her first. Therefore, Adam is really good at 'mowing lawn'.
Even though Gary really liked Miley, Adam really 'mowed his lawn' by having sex with her first. Therefore, Adam is really good at 'mowing lawn'.
lawn mowing house keeping dry cleaning wife beating child stealing gang banging immigrant
The scientific name of a mexican which is thought to be racists but really isn't because it is true.
Example:
i hired a lawn mowing house keeping dry cleaning wife beating child stealing gang banging immigrant to give my child a piggy back ride.
i hired a lawn mowing house keeping dry cleaning wife beating child stealing gang banging immigrant to give my child a piggy back ride.