Temporary Male Companion
How I introduce my boyfriend to other people when I'm pissed at him or when a breakup is inevitable.
Example:
Jake: Hey Jeff! Well well well, who do we have here?
Jeff: This is Neil, my temporary male companion.
Neil: Not very nice.
Jake: Hey Jeff! Well well well, who do we have here?
Jeff: This is Neil, my temporary male companion.
Neil: Not very nice.