1. A sport involving rhythmic stepping while simultaneously playing an instrument.
2. A
saving grace for those who cannot play any other sport.
3. The only reason some high school students know how football is played.
4. A legitimate reason to use the phrase "
this one time at band camp."
5. A sporting event that, when watched, has the capability of giving a band geek
chills that come close to orgasmic.
6. Freakin' awesome.