mark

So easy to fall in love with mark.. He makes you laugh when your trying to be mad at him, and gives you the cutest kisses on the forhead. hes very loyal and a genuine guy. He will tell you the truth, and is very truthful with anything you ask. Hes amazing so don't ever give a mark up. they are the best thing you"ll ever have..



mark
no words to decribe him, other than "a walking god!" he is the reason you live. the sooner you accept that, the better. he may not be interested in you, yet, but wait... i did, and now he's mine... so if theres a mark in your life that you want and find irresistable... chances are he's interested in you, so just wait... your time will come.. i guarantee! good luck, i wish the best to you....
Example:
FRIEND 1: "omg! who is that hottie with a body over there? he is irresistably hot. i wish he knew i was alive.... "
FRIEND 2: "oh him? that's mark, of course. who doesn't know him?"
*mark starts walking toward them*
FRIEND 1: "omg! omg! he's coming over here, do you think he likes me? theres now way he could, im too ugly..."
FRIEND 2: "don't be too sure.... he always goes for the girl that least expects it, in this case.... your the girl, good luck! HI MARK!"
MARK: "hello ladies. i was just talking to my friends, when i spotted the most beautiful person i have ever seen, so i decided to come over here and ask her out to the movies this friday. what do you say?"
FRIEND 2: "who is the beautiful person? me, or her?"
MARK: "sorry, but it's her, not you... so, will you?"
FRIEND 1: "omg. of course. i can't believe you think i'm beautiful... no ones ever said that too me, besides my parents, but they have to say it..."
MARK: "great, i'll pick you up around 7:30? k?"
FRIEND 1: "yea, it's great. i can't wait!"
*mark walks away*
FRIEND 2: "what did i tell you?"
FRIEND 1: "wow, i am so excited, and nervous, i never would have thought mark would ask me out!!! this is the best day of my life!
*thus concludes, the best day of her life, this could be you, if you know a mark... just wait.... your time will come*


mark
the sexiest, smartest thing alive. derived from the bible "Mark" is a walking god. It would be an honor to know someone by this name. Should you ask something of him, he will know the perfect answer. It is for this reason that he is a lady pleaser. Also because he has a slong like a black man down to his knees.
Example:
Joe: WOW! look a living mark
Tom: HOLY MOLY! i wish i was like him
Joe: Yeah i know. Hes great


mark
1. someone who is usually anxious and cares about everything, but sometimes he relaxes and jokes around.

2. an amazing friend: someone to trust and hang with.
Example:
1. "mark, get that stick outta your ass."

2. "i just hung out mark. he is so nice!


mark
A target for robbery, scam, or hustle.
Example:
1)I was do dopesick yesterday everyone was looking like a mark.
2)I followed the mark off the train, he had an ipod and a laptop.
3) The f**kin mark from the other night IDed me, now I'm lookin at a two year bid.
4) The kid selling them fake chains could spot a good mark from a block away.
5) The mark started getting wise so we dropped the scam and just beat him down for his loot.


mark
A man who is a mad running freak who loves sport and torches kids with maths and 10 km runs!!!!!
Example:
Mark is sporty


mark
Big boy with a bari sax. This man will chases you down while carrying a baritone saxophone. Mark is man that carries the band, and will kill you if you say its not a sport. Also an avid lover of rap, who if you don't agree with will just say "whaaaaat".
Example:
"dude i told mark that marching band wasn't a sport, and he flipped out"

"yeah bro thats just because he doesn't do any real sports"


mark
The name of someone who is friggin amazing but also dosnt do as he is told, someone you love but want to kick in the face for promising to do somthing and not going through with it...... someone who says they'll call but then act like an ass and say that "you didnt miss anythinhg" Yeah well i missed you" derrrrr.
Example:
"Wow your really tall"

"yeah so is my penis"

"your such a mark"


mark
The origin of this is rumoured to be that when the ticket seller/doorman carnie noticed that a visitor was carrying a lot of cash in his wallet, he would pat him on the back while palming a piece of chalk, leaving a mark on the wealthy visitor's back. Thus the pickpockets knew who to target.
Example:
Now understand this my nigga Dre can't be touched
Luke's bendin over, so Luke's gettin fucked, busta
Musta, thought I was sleazy
Or thought I was a mark cause I used to hang with Eazy


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