swab the deck

To stimulate the female genitalia.



swab the deck
When someone is told to swab the deck, they are being told to either eat a dick or clean a dick, depending on the context.
Example:
Pirate: Arrr!! Fundo. Swab the deck!!
Fundo: No way!! I ain't touching your smegma!!
Pirate: Arrrr!! Then, swab the deck, Fundo!!


swabbing the deck
the act of pooping on your partners chest and rubbing it in with your butt cheeks during sexual intercourse.
Example:
i met this girl at a party once . i thought i was kinky. she requested that i donkey punch her and i was down for it but before i donkey punched her she wanted me to start swabbing the deck


Swab the Deck
When an intense shit becomes either/or too messy or too burny and one is forced to dunk a was of toilet paper in the toilet bowl before wiping. (after a flush of course)
Example:
"My asshole is on fire! I need to swab the deck!


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