The undisputed badass of the Renaissance. Attracted to prison like Oprah to ham. Before he and Inigo Jones perfected the court masque, Ben Jonson pissed King James off by cracking Scottish jokes in his plays. He Once escaped a death sentance by discovering an ancient loophole in English law, meant to protect literate members of society (aka: clergymen). The original Chewbacka defence.
Example: I thought i saw Urban Jonson at the security meeting but i couldn't have.
Urban Jonson never completes a web form because Urban never submits.
A classy, handsome alpha male, who is known for his chivalrous attitude and high ideals. He has a great taste in music and could be your personal vocalist for a life time. He is imaginative, romantic and one could fall head over heels for him. He is protective, fantastic and lovable. And not to forget he makes you week in your knees and once you are there he knows his next move, still a keeper.
Example: Oh common ! you cant let him go, people like him are so rare, he is so Jonson.