i was like

1. a replacement for the words "i said", used most commonly by teenagers telling a story2. a filler to add a dramatic edge to a story



i was like
a crucial component to teenage story telling, to describe the storytellers view on said story.
Example:
white girl: "Nikki was like with him the whole night...i was like what a slut."

black dude: "this bitch wouldn't leave me the fuck alone! i was like damn bitch, you aint even that pretty, plus you aint got no ass."


I was like
I said. Used when recounting something said, to idicate that the dialogue to follow may be a paraphrase.
Example:
Yesterday, Jesse pulled my hair again, and I was like "You are annoying"!


I was like
The saying used by the Lincoln University baseball team in trying to explain how people react during certain activities.
Example:
I was like yo, and he said yo, and then he be like this. And thas wus up.


and i was like ahh
Obnoxious people use this phrase after they have recited an anecdote about their petty tribulations.

This is to compensate for their complete absence of wit or original insight into anything.
Example:
Teenage girl drops her lipstick.

Girl: Omigod becki, this morning i was like, putting my lipstick on, and then i dropped it and there was lipstick like alllllll over the floor and i was like AHH!!!!
Boy: uhhh... how exactly can you be "like ahh"?
Girl: I apologise for my poor use of English. I tend to use "like" as an all-purpose word. Yes, I was slightly disgrunted at the time, but I wasn't physically comparable to a sound, nor did I actually raise my hands in the air and shout "AHH!"
Boy: I think makeup and clothes stores contain brain-destroying chemicals.
Girl: Help me.


i would like that..
When a guy is texting or talking on the phone with his girl, and he askes her to go somewhere and 'hang out' with him (he's actually asking her on a date) and she says "I would like that" then you guys go out, and she stares at your lips. Well boy, its your chance to kiss your lucky ladie!
Example:
(Texting)

Tommy: hey babe, wanna go to the movies and hangout?
Jenny: I would like that..(:

Tommy: alright see you there.

(at the movies)

Tommy: hey Jenny!
Jenny: hey! *Jenny stares at Tommy's lips*

Tommy: *kisses Jenny*


And I was like,...really?
Phrase that at once concludes a narrative and indicates that all of the narrative details that have preceded this phrase have squandered irrecoverable moments of your life.
Example:
{Blah, blah, bitch, bitch, piss and moan}. And I was like,...really?


I dont like it!
In Australia, people say this in imitation of redneck politician Pauline Hanson. Say it in a disapproving, nasal voice whenever somebody disses something they know nothing about.
Example:
"Ms Hanson, what do you think about Stephen Hawking's new theories about the properties of light?"
"I dont like it!"


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