masterbation Definition| Urban Word Dictionary

masterbation

by The Observer on May 07, 2003 11:00:46

A common mispelling of "masturbation" used by retarded twelve year olds who are neglected by their parents and listen to Linkin' Park.

Example:
"Masterbating" is for pre-pubescent morons who don't know what "masturbation" is.

masterbation

by Hugh G Rection on Feb 19, 2005 10:52:38

The endearing way grade schoolers spell the act of spanking the monkey or fucking Manuela and her 5 sisters

Example:
According to ancient myth, masterbation gives you hairy palms

masterbation

by pothhead on Oct 19, 2008 04:10:28

simple practice of solo sex.probably not one teenage male that hasn't done it in your hometown,unless they are of course that kinda funny guy that just won't ever seem to converse about sex or girls.see limp dick motherfucker

Example:
i probably could not go a week without masterbation

masterbation

by John on Jul 27, 2003 09:17:57

a common misspelling of mastUrbation

Example:
Only retards spell masturbation with an 'A' and not a 'U'!

masterbation

by MaNiAc MiKe on Apr 11, 2003 07:08:12

The act of stimlutating the sexual organs by hand or other means without sexual intercourse, usaully if masterbating for a prolonged amount of time will result in orgasm.

Example:
sorry no examples availible

masterbation

by Mega Phunkatron on Mar 22, 2003 06:50:03

the world's easiest, most natural way of curing boredom.

Example:
I'm bored, i think i'll masterbate.

masterbation

by henry chhum on Mar 08, 2003 02:54:44

getting off

Example:
jacking off

masterbation

by Krkič on Jul 03, 2019 05:19:27

its been quite a while since you got some
and you miss that good feeling
so you retreat to bed earlier than usual
take off your clothes
caress yourself, play yourself

until you hit the note
breathing slowly goes down
and you fall asleep piecefully

Example:
Do you do masterbation?
No.
(thinks) of course you do

masterbate

by ‮ekil skool ti tahw t'nsi sihT on Jan 13, 2022 06:56:18

To masturbate like a master

Example:
I masterbated really well yesterday.

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