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masturbatable

When it is debatable whether or not you could masturbate over the subject or not.Dame Edna in a swimsuit: masturbatable.

masturbatable

by onethinwallaway on Sep 26, 2004 12:33:07

When a person is attractive enough for another person to be able to masturbate to them.

Example:
"That girl/guy is maturbatable because they are so attractive."

masturbatable

by kgnrp on Feb 26, 2011 12:21:07

Worth considering while masturbating.

Example:
Street: Man who sit on toilet, high on pot.
Wil: Thats masturbatable.

Masturbatics

by Darryl Strawberry Shortcake on Sep 24, 2014 23:48:21

The art of acrobatically masturbating.

Example:
Any chump can swing from a trapeze. However, it takes true skill to do so while simultaneously beating your meat, in an astounding feat of masturbatics.

masturbateable

by barbeque86 on Mar 18, 2010 12:41:46

something or someone that induces the need to masturbate.

Example:
"That girl's booty is so masturbateable," said Nick.
"My 25 kill streak on COD was so masturbateable," said Connor.

Masturbatical

by Bigbobo47 on Apr 01, 2010 00:18:59

A rest from mastubating, often lasting from two months to a year... or as long as one can manage.

Example:
Awkward coversation guy 1: Man, my dick is sore from bating all week. It's totally red and it even bleeds.

Guy2: What the hell are you telling me that for? But go take a masturbatical or something.

masturbaters

by Whatever on Apr 06, 2005 23:15:57

one who jerks it not only multiple times a week but multiple times a day. the kind of person you would find beating there dick in your own house or even infront of you. A person who if gets stuck in an elevator for even 5 minutes will have already wacked their magic stick once or twice. A kind of person you would find in the middle of math class with their hand in their pocket wiggling around alot letting out akward grunts. A person who can cry white tears just looking at a barbie doll.

Example:
-pete: *wiggle wiggle grunt* "Teacher may i go to the bathroom"

-teacher: "thats the second time this hour pete.."

-pete: " Im sorry I drank alot of OJ juice today (actually bj juice) I have an overactive bladder" (well he has an overactive something thats for sure)

Masturbatable

by Annros on Sep 23, 2018 10:30:17

To be able to masturbate to

Example:
She’s well masturbatable

Masturbat

by Schultzy235 on Jul 04, 2009 10:54:19

A misspelling that sheltered kids make. The wrong way to spell masturbate. If you had no clue how to spell it shame on you.

Example:
Derek: Masturbat, whats that mean? Is it when the best baseball player on the team is the only one that gets to use the good bat?

Masturbatables

by Uncle Dewy G on Jan 23, 2011 15:28:40

Any item(s) utilized in a person’s masturbation repertoire. Items could include but are not limited to; pornographic materials, lubricants, dildos, phalluses, inflatable partners, pocket pussies, and lingerie catalogs.

Example:
I’m heading to the porn shop to pick up some masturbatables.

Hey mister what kind of masturbatables you got? It’s been a while since I rubbed one out.

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