meeker

a sex act preformed on someone who is unconcious, either from drugs or alcohol or perhaps in a coma



meeker
A lonley young lad who enjoys masturbating profusely with the aid of soap, esp. zest. This lad has tiny balls and loves cock. First name is usually "Sean".
Example:
Man, Sean Meeker beats off with zest! what a douche


Meeker
This is a person who is a godless sodomite. A giant marauding killing machine who is frequently approached by Satan and Omar Kadafi for advice on how to kill people's resolve and suck out their souls.

When this person walks into a room, all the happiness and warmth is sucked out, not unlike a Dementor. With the charm of a flatulent substitute chemistry teacher, this person is commonly compared with Bill O'Reilly, Freddy Kruger, and Lord Voldemort.
Example:
Small child: "Oh my God, this is terrifying! Please get this Meeker away from me Mommy!!"


meekered
In motorsports: when the driver downshifts 2 to 3 gears lower than intended and the rpms exceed mechanical limits to serious detrimental effect
Example:
Aww, dude, did you see that tomato in the Porsche? He totally meekered his engine!


Meeker
Extraordinary strategic triumph or a complex idea where credit for the idea is shared with others in a humble way. Doing something great and not making a giant issue out of it.
Example:
"The rescue team pulled a Meeker when they saved the survivors of the helicopter crash."

"John's team finished a week early and the client loves them. He Meekered it!"


Meeker
Also a 'meek'. A timid and shy type of girl who you can immediately identify within 5 seconds of conversation or on a superficial glance. Usually a very nice person with nothing extraordinary about them, total friendship material. Will warm up to you a lot if you talk to her instead of her more attractive friends, makes for very secure pull investments with enough time. If multiple slays in a night start with the meek of the group, never go from her friend to the meek always the other way around
Example:
'I saw a group of girls and thought it best to start with the meeker.'
'Not again Jasper...'

'Yo bro check out that meek over there'
'Dude she's paralysed...'


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