yo momma jokes
Jokes that are commonly used to dis both the victim of
the joke and his/her momma such as
Yo Momma's so fat, stupid, ugly, poor...and so on. If watching your friends make them up isn't enough, there is a show on MTV called "Yo
Yomma" where the best jokes win.
yo momma jokes
by Bob_McBob on Dec 16, 2009 07:46:43
Example:
4 yo momma jokes:
Yo
mommas so fat, when she swims in the ocean the whales start singing "we are family!"
Yo mommas so ugly, when she looks out the window she gets arrested for
mooning
Yo mommas so old, she owes Jesus 5 bucks
Yo mommas so stupid, she tripped over a
cordless phone
yo momma jokes
by un-named on Aug 21, 2006 04:10:10
Example:
Here are two yo momma jokes:
Yo mama's so old that the last time she
got laid she used a dinosaur-skin condom.
Yo mama's so dirty that I had
phone sex with her and got an ear infection.
Yo Momma Jokes
by ygfrekwfgwerfh on Nov 26, 2011 11:54:54
An endless series of jokes
beggining with "
yo momma so..." and ending in a custom punchline. jokes include, but are not limited to:
Yo momma so fat...
Yo momma so dumb...
Yo momma so ugly...
Yo momma so slutty...
Yo momma so old...
You have to make yourself sound black when you say them. It doesn't really make them funnier or less annoying, that's just what you have to do.
Example:
common
Yo momma jokes:
Yo momma so fat, she walked in front of the television and I missed three commercials.
Yo momma so dumb, she stared at the orange juice carton because it said "concentrate."
Yo momma so ugly, when she tried to pay the male prostitute to bang her he looked her up and down and said "No way. Even sluts have standards."
Yo momma so slutty, even
Snooki can't keep up.
Yo momma so old, Jesus was in her yearbook.
Yo Momma Jokes
by Infinity Hana on Nov 02, 2019 03:40:10
A funny joke about
someone's mom, such as,
Yo momma's so fat to get her through a doorway you have to grease it and hold a Twinkie in front of it. Or, yo momma is so fat when she got
on the scale it said, "I need your weight not your phone number.
Example:
Bob: You got a fat momma
Jeff: Oh yeah? Well
yo momma's so fat when she wears an orange jumpsuit and jogs up a
hill people think the sun is rising!
Bob: Gotta admit, there are lots of good
yo momma jokes in the world. You got that of the internet, didn't you
Jeff: Yah