mervin

The term Mervin, Merv and Vin is used to describe someone who is funny, interesting, mysterious and dependable. It can also be used to describe a situation or effect by some kind of force that attracts a multiple girls around him "The Mervin or Merv effect". It can also be confused with Marvin, Merlin and Melvin.



mervins
When someone, or more frequently two persons, get on either side of you, grab your underwear (emphasis whitey tighteys) and lift up, essentially leaving you hanging in mid air via your underwear.

The trench is violated, if ya know what I mean.
Example:
I gave my cousin a mervin on Christmas Eve. Immaculate conception THAT!


Mervin
The scientific term for the movement made by men in order to create space in their trousers caused by excessive "baggage." Can be executed in a variety of ways and can be integrated into songs and dances, such as "Crank dat Mervin" and "Pop, Lock, and Mervin."
Example:
In a quick and sly move, Thomas pulled a Mervin in order to avoid letting his date know of his troubling space issues.


Mervin
A term used for getting drunk or under the influence of a substance.

Ex: "Man I was so mervined last night!"

/or it can be used in the sense of someone getting owned, beat really bad, or worked at something.

Ex: "That guy just got mervined so hard!"
Example:
Wow did I ever just get merved.

Mervin, am I ever mervined rite now


Mervin
The term or name Mervin is given to the person who is a sigma Chad and non simp who sleeps with mummys who's sons name are Dilshan, Wayne, veg lulli etc
Example:
Dilshans mummy was impressed by Mervins 10 inch destroyer


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