midterms
Midterms (M ind numbing, I rrelevant, D
ismal, T est, E stablished to, R
uin, M ost, S tudents)- Anal raping by a packet of paper. Generally, this form of torture is employed by sadistic teachers mid-way through the semester supposedly to test your knowledge of the material thus far. In reality, it serves just to
ass-rape you and your GPA all in one go
Midterm
by b_dubs on Oct 18, 2005 05:09:35
Anal raping by a packet of paper. Generally, this form of torture is employed by sadistic university professors mid-way through the
semester supposedly to test your knowledge of the material thus far. In reality, it serves just to
ass-rape you and your
GPA all in one go.
midterm
by Charlotte Rox Red Hairrr on Jan 30, 2006 01:17:57
midterm (n): a test in each academic subject after the end of the first out of 2 semesters that includes all the information learned since the fisrt day of the class. They can cause stress and
hair loss among students. May also cause
tension at home, tension between freinds, and
self mutilation.
Example:
"Damn, I totally
failed my Math midterm today! It was so hard! If I fail,
my mom's going to kill me...unless I do it first!"
"Dude, stop
complaining! I failed all mine too!"
midterm
by C Nik Scat on Oct 10, 2006 09:36:12
M
ind numbing
I rrelevant
D
ismal
T est
E stablished to
R
uin
M
ost
S tudents
Usually given around October. A common trend with most porfessors is to give them within the same week. (Because that makes things easier for the student). Typically papers and the like will also pop up around this time.
Midterm
by hoppii on Oct 06, 2009 08:45:17
A misnomer- these "mid"terms rarely occur in the middle of a term, and often appear in multiple
segments throughout the quarter or semester. aka the name professors
tack on to any test between the first week of school and the second to last week of school. (the last week is reserved for "finals"). One of the leading causes for lack of sleep/
cramming/coffee overdosage in several college students.
Example:
#1 "Dude, it's only the second week of school and I have a
midterm coming up"
#2 "
Shit man, me too! I have a midterm every week until
finals wtf??"
Midterm
by nilethe146 on Mar 07, 2018 10:09:33
An exam or essay assigned by professors in the middle of the term/quarter/
semester. You better not
screw it up because it is most likely worth a huge
chunk of your grade.
Midterm Crisis
by James Boyer on Feb 12, 2008 13:38:00
What happens when you realize that
midterms are the next week and you haven't been to the class since the first
session.
Example:
Bro #1-Dude you wanna go hit up the bars Friday?
Bro #2-No Bro, I'm totally having a
midterm crisis, I haven't been to
intro to African cultures since the first day, so I'm ultra
fucked on the test Monday.
midterm party
by mcmarsh on Feb 17, 2010 19:49:30
The last night before your girlfriend gets her period.
It's derived of the night before spring/
fall break after all the
midterm exams when traditionally students party all night long.
Example:
she:"Hun, you better come over tonight, its midterm party!"
he:" it's only the second week of the semester, what do you mean?"
she:"it just is"
he:"
Ooooo I get it,
sure thing I'll be there at ten"
midterm blues
by that_girl90 on Oct 22, 2013 17:09:54
The feeling you get when you know you should be
studying but instead you're on facebook
crying about how much your life sucks
Example:
FB Status: "UGHH
I HATE MY LIFE" #
midterms -feeling depressed
Comments
"Get off
fb and go study!"
"I CAN'T FML I have the midterm blues!"
Post Midtermitis
by J. Liu on Feb 24, 2009 14:03:06
When you don't feel like doing shit for the rest of the day, because you just took a
Midterm (a
la sleeping in all day after a Midterm).
Example:
I just took my
Math Midterm, and now I have a bad case of Post Midtermitis. I'm going to
play games for the rest of the day.