millimeter peter
by A_Real_GEE on Dec 15, 2013 14:38:06
The shriveled form a person's pecker (a penis) takes after taking a
quick dip in a cold body of water like a freshwater lake or after taking an
ice bath. The penis, to a man's horror, retreats in size to almost the point where it is unrecognizable (
worst case scenario a raisin). The effects of a millimeter peter can range from a mild decrease in self confidence to extreme panic.
Example:
*Two runners after getting out of an
ice bath*
Robbie: "Jesus
Christos that was cold! I cant feel anything!"
Gabe: "Dude I know!
Hollup I gotta do a damage control check. Hopefully everything is ok down there..:
*Gabe looks down in his drawers*
Gabe" "My God!"
Robbie: "What is it bro!?"
Gabe: "I got a millimeter peter...There goes my dream of becoming the next Ron Jeremy..."
Robbie: "Well shit man..."
Millimeter Defeater
by my name is my name duh. on Nov 23, 2021 03:53:17
A
VERY small itty bitty penis, typically attached to the body of irritating men named Ethan, Ethans are the DEFINITION of
tiny dick, and will most likely NEVER please a Women sexually… because of his
VERY SMALL PENIS!
Example:
Brad: Wow, what the Hell is that between Ethans legs it looks as if a rat and and
anteater had a child that died at the young age of 4 months
Jimathy: I think that’s supposed to be a penis?
Brad: REALLY!!?? ITS SO SMALLLL!
Jimathy: Yah when it’s that
small people call it a Millimeter Defeater, poor Ethan, he will NEVER be able to please a bitch in bed. :(