mitching

When someone stealthily hunts or pursues a persons facebook page that they are not even friends with and sometimes do not even have mutual friends with. They will stalk everyone from your mother to your 13 year old sisters facebook page.



mitching
the act of hopping like a bunny with carrots rammed deep in every hole in your body
Example:
last night when i went clubbin' with the furries i took out a carrot and everyone starting mitching


mitching
Spending overt amounts of time at the computer helpdesk for 'computer help.'
Example:
Stop mitching around we have work to do.
She spends so much time mitching.
If I had to spend so much time mitching, I do believe I would die.


mitching
When somebody bitches outrageously and frequently about apple products until they go into an endless loop of rage and pass out.
Example:
Person A: I-Phones suck!
Person B: Graarrrrggg! I-Phones don't suck! I-Phones are cool! I-Phones and I-Pads! I-Phones don't suck!
Person C: Wow, that guys really mitching!


Mitched
When you misplace everything. Nothing is out of the question. There is nothing too big, too small, expensive or rare that you cannot lose. It's like a less exciting version of where's waldo, except you're looking for your iPhone X, your Tesla, or your $16 bottle of Rosé. If its mitchaking you crazy, don't worry, you're not alone.
Example:
Darn, I mitched again. Where did I leave my son?


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