Fobbit
A term used to describe soldiers in Iraq that rarely if ever leave the relative safety of the Forward Operating Base (FOB). This is a perjoritive term used by soldiers that spend a lot of time
outside the wire beaing shot at and
dodging road-side bombs, for those soldiers that live a
safer and more comfortable life.
Fobbit
by TheGrandWizardofShit on Apr 11, 2019 07:39:13
FOBbit
by Zack C on Mar 17, 2006 13:25:35
The name of those who choose to stay on base rather than run
missions on a
FOB (Forward Operating Base). Term usually used for
grunts when talking about the annoying admin guy.
Example:
Did you see
LCpl Joyce telling war
stories to the new guys... He is such a annoying little FOBbit.
fobbit
by Dirty Gil on Jan 18, 2009 10:07:04
n. anyone who enlisted in the military and was able to score over 90 on the
ASVAB, therefore qualifying for any job OTHER than the infantry,
artillery or
cavalry.
fobbit
by vehicle operator on May 16, 2009 02:45:29
Any person who is in the military, but who when deployed, stays on tha FOB (forward Operating Base) and never crosses the wire where it's actaully dangerous. Mostly used in a derogatory fashion by those who actually do risk their lives. Most Marines and Soldiers aren't
fobbits. Most of the Air Force are fobbits except for Vehicle Operators.(Go
Veh Ops!!!!!),
Security Forces and special forces. And the Navy well who cares about tha navy theyre all gay anyway.
Example:
Vehicle operator:
Hey
SSgt Barnes!! why dont u get off your ass for once and do an actual convoy instead of going to that stupid yoga class or poetry night bs! u fobbit!
SSgt Barnes:
(in a southern black accent) oh no u didnt! Lets get some chicken in this
muhfucka yeh!
fobbit
by Sean Sotelo on Feb 14, 2004 02:24:41
(noun) a person who is short and is of foreign origin by birth, usually native to Asia.
Etymology: an Asian immigrant = "
FRESH OFF the BOAT", abbreviated "FOB" + "Hobbit", coined by
J.R.R. Tolkien to mean "a member of a fictitious peaceful and
genial race of small humanlike creatures that dwell underground"
Fobbits
by billauk on Nov 09, 2011 18:43:55
An acronym for Fat Old Balding
Blokes In Tee Shirts.
When internet chatroom
regulars meet up for a social occasion, the older, fatter men will often dress in tee-shirts to try and appear younger. The tee-shirts are
invariably black or very dark (with some trendy picture or humorous comment) to try to hide their spreading girth.
Example:
Did you see the meet up pics? What a load of
fobbits!
They might be trolling
on-line, but they dress as fobbits when you meet them.
It's a waste of time you trying to buy tee-shirts in trendy shops - they don't
cater for fobbits.
fobbit
by Sean Sotelo on Feb 14, 2004 02:02:46
(noun) a person who is short and is of foreign origin by birth, usually native to Asia.
Etymology: an Asian immigrant = "
FRESH OFF the BOAT", abbreviated "FOB" + "Hobbit", coined by
J.R.R. Tolkien to mean "a member of a fictitious peaceful and
genial race of small humanlike creatures that dwell underground"
fobbits
by Darkwithdesire on Apr 18, 2006 09:01:12
Human being who need a lot of help and the only way they think they can
accomplish it is by asking. They have
no shame in
seeming like idiots simply because they are too ignorant to see it. This term degrades those who do not know much and is pretty rude.
fobbit
by subsidence on Jun 18, 2018 02:31:30
Somebody who lives on Facebook, a Facebook
hobbit, thus fobbit. Every
pejorative form of the traditional use of fobbit is
implied.
Example:
Selfies. All that thot does is selfies on facebook. She claims they are "cute", but wtf is "cute" about hanging
your tits out in a sexually suggestive "selfie" or
your sweater udders?! That bitch a fobbit.