muffling

When a woman/girl teabags and rubs her muff (vagina) in another womans/girls face.



Muffling
A term popularised by comedian Russell Howard, referring to the act by which a woman rubs her vagina flaps over the face of another person.

The male equivalent of the act is a teabag.
Example:
Queen Elizabeth left Prince Phillip gasping for air after making him endure a long seasion of muffling.


Muffled
verb (passive): to be smothered by a woman's muff in an unpleasant or aggressive manner (NB: usually ref.s to the muff of an obese woman)
Example:
"What happened to Chris last night?"
"Oh, dude, he was wasted at the bar and got picked up by this minging fat bitch!"
"Oh man, is he a plumper humper?"
"No dude, I bet she totally muffled him."


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