muzzle

When one palms another's mouth and face and then forcefully pushes their face away. Considered very offensive, similar to a slap in the face, but the muzzle usually causes no physical harm, only humiliation. Generally done to intoxicated individuals to indicate that they are no longer wanted around.



Muzzle
the act of getting the mouth/brain/dome/head. basically getting your rod cleaned.
Example:
Bob: dude did i just see you and katie walk out the bathroom together?
Jim: yea dude, i got the muzzle.


Muzzle sweep
It's when you carelessly aim your gun in someone's direction without intentionally meaning to do so. Newbie gun owners are often at fault of this, but also when people unholster a firearm they can make the same mistake unknowingly. Muzzle sweeping is violating the second rule of firearm safety.
Example:
T-money whipped out his nine from being strapped in between his belt and boxers and muzzle sweeped us all as we ducked anxiously in fear.


Weaver Muzzle
The notorious muzzle shaped like a "W"

It is impossible and pointless to fight it because the muzzle will never stop coming back, so it is much easier to submit and accept that God will not save you because he does not exist.

Those who enter the realm of Weaver can be easily spotted due to the Weaver Muzzle that they wear.
Example:
Brasil: Hey Jason, I heard cool guys wear muzzles.
Jason: Naw man, I'm fighting the muzzle.
Dustywabbit: You can't fight it Jason. Just submit.
Jason: No! I will never submit!
Weaver: Jason? Did I give you permission to take off the Weaver Muzzle?
Jason: *puts muzzle on* Mmh mmmh mmh mmmmmh. (I'm sorry Ms. Weaver)
Brasil: So it's true. Cool guys do wear muzzles.
Jason: Mmmh mmh mmmh. (Fuck you man)


Cunt Muzzle
n. A woman who, when in the company of female acquaintances, blocks or "muzzles" their attempts to score with a person of potential sexual interest.
v. To prevent a woman from having sexual liasons.

See: cock block.
Example:
Tina was trying to get to know this hot guy last night, but Debbie acted like a total cunt muzzle when she mentioned that Tina is on the rag.

Debbie cunt muzzled Gretchen from making out with Jim by bringing up her massive unicorn collection.


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