Slap in the face
Example:
Hym "Isn't this a slap in the face? How much easier would this be if you just told me everything you knew about what I want to know? Huh? Having to sit there any pretend you don't know exactly what is going on here and act as if it isn't happening. Having to do what you WOULD do if you if it WEREN'T happening in spite of the fact that you know damn well that it is. It's a slap right across the face. And now you know how I feel. Except you've only had to do it for 1 day. This is your very first day of having to feel like me. Congratulations. You survived. Now do that indefinitely because I'm never going to stop and you can never admit that you know I did it. Because then you would have to admit HOW you know I did it and why you haven't said anything until now. See how the tables turn?"
Hym "Isn't this a slap in the face? How much easier would this be if you just told me everything you knew about what I want to know? Huh? Having to sit there any pretend you don't know exactly what is going on here and act as if it isn't happening. Having to do what you WOULD do if you if it WEREN'T happening in spite of the fact that you know damn well that it is. It's a slap right across the face. And now you know how I feel. Except you've only had to do it for 1 day. This is your very first day of having to feel like me. Congratulations. You survived. Now do that indefinitely because I'm never going to stop and you can never admit that you know I did it. Because then you would have to admit HOW you know I did it and why you haven't said anything until now. See how the tables turn?"
Slapped in the Face with a Turd
Example:
When Jim saw his sister getting tag teamed by his roommates, he looked like he'd been slapped in the face with a turd.
When Jim saw his sister getting tag teamed by his roommates, he looked like he'd been slapped in the face with a turd.
Slap upside the face
The polar opposite of getting slapped upside the head. A person will take their hand like the are about to slap someone but push the person's chin up an smush their hand in their face. New fad that originated January 7th 2012 created by two siblings in Walmart
Because of the way the face is pushed when this occurs it results in the embarrassment of the person slapped an a moment of silence
Because of the way the face is pushed when this occurs it results in the embarrassment of the person slapped an a moment of silence
Example:
Toni: shut up derek before I slap you upside the face
Derek: okay okay dude I will stop
Tina: I shall slap upside the face of yours for being a turd
Gina : sorry please don't do that
Toni: shut up derek before I slap you upside the face
Derek: okay okay dude I will stop
Tina: I shall slap upside the face of yours for being a turd
Gina : sorry please don't do that
Friendly Wiener Slap To The Face
National Slap Your Cousins Face Day
National Slap Your Cousins Face Day is about you slapping your cousins face THIS IS NOT A JOKE if you hate them itโs on the 17th August
Slap Face
Example:
Guy 1: That girl just turned me down cuz she heard I had a small package.
Guy 2: Dude, that is slap face.
Guy 1: That girl just turned me down cuz she heard I had a small package.
Guy 2: Dude, that is slap face.
slap-face
rosey red cheeks most commonly found on fat people. so named because it gives the appearance of having been slapped on both sides of ones face
slap face month
october is slap face month becuase if anyone tries to slap my ass you will get slapped back ๐๐