my Ass

Product of an owl and a bungee cord. (See Kung Pow for reference)



my ass
A statement of defiance or a derogatory term expressing surprise, disappointment or irritation. Usually used when someone tells you something that you just honestly can't or won't enjoy.
Example:
“The fact you have to face is that you inadvertently killed two psyker brothers with your presence. This is why we decided that the Culexus Temple would be the best place for you,” He (Briar) explained.

“Culexus my ass,” Marcella rolled her eyes, “I’d rather be back home on Epsilon Regalis, or serving in Escholan’s retinue.”


My Ass
Humorous/sarcastic answer or explanation for any question one doesn't really care about.
Example:
Teacher: Now, students, can anyone tell us the difference between an electron and a positron?
Me: My ass.

Mom: Why did you cover the cat in gravy and throw him over the fence into the neighbor's yard?
Me: Because my ass.

Doctor: You jumped off the roof of your house onto a tricycle? What were you thinking?!
Me: My ass.


My ass
1. “I”
2. “Myself” or “Me personally
Example:
“This is a typical mistake my dumb ass would make.”

“I don’t remember the night; I allowed my ass to get too wasted!”
“Just keep my ass away from from vodka next time”


on my ass
Refering to an after affect of a substance, usually a drugs or alchol, that leave you in an altered, but sublime, state.
Example:
Girl 1: Girl last night, I has some green and was on my ass, I was so fucked up. That shit was some fire. I'm tryna get some yeah again, tonight.


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