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paella

Anal sex with a Latina.

paella

by Jesus Rolleyes on Sep 07, 2007 00:28:08

Slang term for "hot and spicy" anal sex in Latin America, named after the mixed up Spanish seafood-and-rice dish.

Example:
"If I treat her right, my putita gives me paella on weekends."

seafood paella

by sharon_renee on Apr 26, 2007 11:15:32

While a popular seafood restaurant dish - full of sea creatures, rice, veggies, and saffron - the term is commonly used to describe a foul smell. The odor of Port-a-Potties, wet dogs, and old gym shorts are all examples of a seafood paella stench.

Note: "Paella" is a spanish word and must be pronounced with a spanish twist.

Example:
"It smells like a seafood paella in here," Poppy said as she walked into a nursing home.

Paella Fest

by jodyOs on Jul 08, 2009 02:30:07

When a predominently male-dominated social gathering (sausage fest) is resolved by the addition of more females. Named after a spanish rice dish containing both sausage and clams.

Example:
guy1: that party was all penis until the ladies showed up around 11
guy2: ...so then it was a paella fest.

Paella fetish

by Mdb42 on Feb 25, 2019 04:14:37

Sexual arousal from the sight of paella. Sexual arousal can also be acquired from eating the Spanish dish, paella.

Example:
Kendra’s paella fetish is really getting out of hand.

Hash Brown Paella

by Dnml on Aug 07, 2007 03:59:08

The delectable brunch invented in San Francisco combining both hash browns and paella. At its basic level, this delicacy is made the same way as the traditional paella, substituting the rice for hash browns. Add two eggs over-easy on top for the full effect.

Example:
Dan can cook up a mean hash brown paella, too bad Kelly has no clue.

Paella ina bottle

by Severelykickedback on Nov 09, 2022 22:01:56

A true artisan sauce made by a legendary Spanish lady. Suitable in a rice dish or treat yourself and chug from the bottle. You can't go wrong bringing this number to a family dinner.

Example:
My grandma knows how to finesse paella ina bottle.

hash brown paella

by ZeroTolerance on Aug 09, 2007 07:05:29

A horrid mixture of soggy fried potato, sausage, and saffron. To date, it has never been served at any restaurant. About as appetizing as a Boston pancake.

Example:
Only a monkey would want to eat hash brown paella.

Fancy Paella

by RouteBeer on Aug 10, 2018 05:01:35

The act of defficating in and about the face and mouth of a person sleeping on a beach in the Spanish Mediterranean.

Example:
He decided to give Connor a fancy paella; everyone knows that you should never fall asleep on a beach in the Balearic Isles but the fool had done it anyway. At least it was probably gluten free.

Paella

by Random_ass_guy on Jun 24, 2023 11:18:07

Every mid ingredient put into a pot and cooked over an open fire for 29 hours by Valencian peasants

Example:
Peasant 1: Hey Juan is cooking Paella
Peasant 2: Mierda, that's gonna take forever

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