nelson
to have an overgrown mustache
from the word kitchen
can be related to a john or dave
mostly bruce murray marks and davids
from the word kitchen
can be related to a john or dave
mostly bruce murray marks and davids
nelson
nelson
to be beast and to poun all while being off your medications.
nelson
A horny ecuadorian who always gets red carded whenever he tries to touch his girl
probably a mets fan and plays some type of musical instrument like guitar
probably a mets fan and plays some type of musical instrument like guitar
nelson
N. someone who smokes weed and has more fun doing boring everyday things rather than doing something exciting
Example:
Girl 1: Damn, I was smokin' with this guy last night. We got really high, i wanted to bone, but all he wanted to do was watch t.v.
Girl 2: Wow, what a nelson. Sounds boring
Girl 1: Damn, I was smokin' with this guy last night. We got really high, i wanted to bone, but all he wanted to do was watch t.v.
Girl 2: Wow, what a nelson. Sounds boring
nelson
Example:
Random Dude: Dang man, my girlfriend, she just shat a huge Nelson and left it in the toilet.
Random Dude 2: Dude, that's gross.
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Girl 1: Ew, there's a Nelson in my class and he just gave me his number. What should I do?????
Girl 2: Flush it down the toilet duh!
Random Dude: Dang man, my girlfriend, she just shat a huge Nelson and left it in the toilet.
Random Dude 2: Dude, that's gross.
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Girl 1: Ew, there's a Nelson in my class and he just gave me his number. What should I do?????
Girl 2: Flush it down the toilet duh!
nelson
Example:
My uncle own numerous boats and jet airplanes, and he is the star of the newest Indiana Jones movie... stop being a nelson kid.
My uncle own numerous boats and jet airplanes, and he is the star of the newest Indiana Jones movie... stop being a nelson kid.
nelson
Noun. Describes a piece of feces partially protruding out of a dog's anus but not fully ejected; caused by the involuntary sphincter contraction during sudden fear, surprise, or sheer terror; the noun can be modified to describe how far out the feces made it, i.e.: quarter nelson, half nelson, full nelson.
Example:
Wow, did you see the green half nelson on that poor doggie when that bear jumped out of the bushes?
Wow, did you see the green half nelson on that poor doggie when that bear jumped out of the bushes?