First Commenter Definition| Urban Word Dictionary

First Commenter

Usually 7-12 year olds on YouTube who think that commenting "first", "early", "notification squad" on a new video is going to make them cool and popular, when it, in fact, does the complete opposite.

first comment

by Dontfuckwithme21 on Dec 15, 2017 09:26:14

A comment in which someone says FIRST!!!!!!!!!!1!!!!1!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! And then they get replies saying “lol stfu” or “lol that joke is dead”

Example:
MlgGamer21: FIRST!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!1!!!!1!!!!
annoyed shithead: lol stfu noob first comments are dead

first comment whore

by Matty194 on Dec 01, 2009 05:48:01

Noun: Any of the species of assholes that feel the need to get the first comment on something as if it actually meant something. These illiterate jackoffs can usually be found trolling Youtube, flash game websites, Myspace/Facebook, blogs, and other places where comments are enabled. There are rumors that these trolls can type faster than they can masturbate, however this is not true.

Example:
FCW: first

You: Nobody gives a shit. Fuck off

FCW: if u dont give a shit than y did u comment back

You: You are a donkey-fucker. Go scribble 'first' on the inside of some donkey's sexual organs you cock-smoking first comment whore

FCW: ur a nooob

You: *suicide*

first comment, first effect

by crazyundefinedguy on Dec 13, 2017 23:59:59

Accepting someones type of skill

Example:
*Tournament starts*
Person1: C'mon dude you are a pro at this, show it.
Person2: first comment, first effect

First comment fag

by glugugugugugug on Feb 21, 2011 00:35:45

An attention seeking idiot who actually thinks it's cool to be the first person to comment on an Internet article, video, post, blog, etc.

Sometimes, multiple fags do it at the same time, only to look like idiots, as shown below in ex.1.

Example:
ex. 1
news story's comments:
-FIRST!
-FIRST!
-FIRST!
-stop that shit it's getting annoying.

ex.2
some celebrity's facebook page:
-first!!!
-the guy who posted 'first' is a First Comment Fag! thumbs up if you agree!

First To Comment, Last To Get Laid

by qdnh92 on May 09, 2012 04:40:50

When a Facebook user trolls the person that insisted they were the first to comment on a public photo

Example:
Someone writes "First!!!", a comment later "First To Comment, Last To Get Laid".

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