new shit

Say it when someone says something really weird to you. Like telling them they must be on a new drug



On some new shit
A phrase that indicates that the person has made some sort of significant change or has obtained something new. This could be anything from a relationship status change to obtaining something new/fresh or even suddenly bringing in a lot of money. It could pretty much be used to reference the recent purchase of fresh new anything such as weed or drugs. Or even a new job.
Example:
Person 1: Hey what up? What are you doing this weekend?

Person 2: Oh I'm on some new shit, hit me up.


new shit has come to light
previously unknown information has been uncovered which has bearing on the current situation

Origin: "The Big Lebowski" (1998)
Example:
Tom: "Don't shitcan Jeff, man."
Jack: "Why the hell not? He's a useless motherfucker."
Tom: "Because, man, new shit has come to light. I found out his dad is worth, like, a billion dollars, and he's looking to invest."


Shit News
News that isn't fake, just shit.

It often tries to portray certain individuals in a very biased light without the use of candid and upright journalism.

Shit News has been in use since at least the 5th Centrury BC, probably caused the French Revolution, but has been in use exponentially since the US elections in which Donald Trump was elected, and Britain voted to leave the EU (both through normal democratic process).

Some of the worst protaganists being Fox News, CNBC, Sky News, The Guardian, ABC (Australia), and News.com.au. The list is far greater than these, and comes from all sides of the political debate. Each side is unwittingly pointing fingers whilst 3 are pointing back at them.
Example:
ABC News (Australia): Trump says he invented the word "fake".
My response on reading the quotation in their article: He didn't explicitly say that though did he? Granted he's a bit of a pillock, but seriously - get your shit together and report properly if you want to have any credibility! FFS. This is just Shit News!


New Jersey Shit Shot
Take a drunk skank home and when she passes out squeeze a steamin' brown load into her belly button. Mix it with tequilla (any kind of alcohol will do) and down it in one.
Example:
Philipp took a New Jersey Shit Shot out of that blonde skanks belly button last weekend


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