pencil dick

Someone with a long but extremely thin penis, resembling a pencil.



pencil dick
A man's penis who has length but no width, like a pencil.
Example:
He's good looking but he has a pencil dick.


pencil dick
a penis that is long and skinny; a penis that is commonly confused with a pencil.
Example:
"Hey Phil, are you using that or can I write with it?? " - girl
"No... that's my pencil dick" - Phil


Pencil Dick
Etymology: Middle English pensel, from Middle French pincel, from (assumed) Vulgar Latin penicellus, alteration of Latin penicillus, diminutive of peniculus brush, from diminutive of penis tail, penis.

A male organ of copulation that is small or narrow in circumference or width, lacking usual or desirable bulk, which that in male mammals including humans, usually is not able to cause the opposite sex to have an explosive discharge of neuromuscular tensions accompanied by vaginal contractions.
Example:
I can’t marry Scott, the act of love making sucks because he has a pencil dick.


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