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no count

A Southern expression, meaning no good, or thats bad. Similar to no dice.

no 'count

by CrissyIsAMudshark on Oct 02, 2004 13:20:38

A person who isn't worth anything. Useless, trash, etc.

Example:
That Crissy is a no 'count mother.

The Count

by Some pot smoking retard on May 23, 2007 22:01:26

The pimp of Sesame Street. One badass mothafucka. Always counting the days his ho's miss in paying him.

Example:
Dave Chappelle: The Count: Bitch how maaanny times must I tell you to brrring my cash in *smack* 1 slap *smack* 2 slaps, 2 slaps, aah ah ah ah ahaaa

Counting

by Kate Sjostrand on Feb 15, 2008 07:11:13

The incremental process that we teach to our 3 year olds so that they know how to accurately articulate the number of desired cookies. Counting is sometimes used to achieve an election result, but more often is seen in the private sector as a mechanism of identifying the millionth product sold by a given manufacturer.

Example:
Ted: How did they figure out who bought the billionth McDonald's cheeseburger?

Ralph: They were counting.

count

by eSentrik27 on Nov 13, 2007 10:19:27

Drug purchashing and inventory skills. The knowledge of how much weed one should get for a given price. Essentially, it is the typical street value for your area.

Example:
Can you believe he paid $50 for 2 grams! Man, that kid does NOT know his count. What a custy!

count

by zkpilot on Mar 28, 2011 08:51:20

what happens when you're iPhone (or other device) tries to autocorrect cunt.
This has since caught on to being used by people wanting a substitude more acceptable/funny way of saying cunt.

Example:
that dude is such a count... lol don't you mean cunt? damn autoINcorrect!

count

by Andy Spalig on Mar 28, 2019 23:10:16

A way to call someone a "cunt" in public that can easily be inserted into conversations politely, without the person knowing.

Example:
How is your day going, boss? I heard Jeremy was acting like the count of office and thought they run the show. He is far from nobility.

count it

by this is for you em! on Mar 25, 2008 13:38:05

Praise for a great accomplishment. Usually said with a hand gesture of your first finger "counting it".

Example:
"Damn! You scored a hottie!"
"Count it!" *hand motion*

Count

by Timothy Ouellette on Aug 20, 2007 10:49:34

A not so common term for a male vampire, usually one with a rich wardrobe

Example:
"A coat like that will make even the most tan of humans look like a noble Count"

Count

by kroon78 on Sep 18, 2010 22:38:20

A southern term to describe something as being good.

Example:
That there steak with ketchup was dun count ya'll

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