counting
Example:
counting is fun
counting is fun
counting
One two three four, I will screw you on the floorFive six seven eight, don't worry I will ejaculateNine ten eleven twelve, we can do it on the shelvesThirteen fourteen fifteen sixteen, don't worry there will be a mess to cleanSeventeen eighteen nineteen twenty, if you want some more there's plentyTwenty one twenty two twenty three twenty four, I can walk you to your door,maybe we can do some moreTwenty five twenty six twenty seven twenty eight, you'll be moaning this is greatTwenty nine thirty, thirty one thirty two, this is the story of how I'll fuck you.no 'count
The Count
The pimp of Sesame Street. One badass mothafucka. Always counting the days his ho's miss in paying him.
Example:
Dave Chappelle: The Count: Bitch how maaanny times must I tell you to brrring my cash in *smack* 1 slap *smack* 2 slaps, 2 slaps, aah ah ah ah ahaaa
Dave Chappelle: The Count: Bitch how maaanny times must I tell you to brrring my cash in *smack* 1 slap *smack* 2 slaps, 2 slaps, aah ah ah ah ahaaa
no count
Example:
When the pawn shop looked at the VCR they said, "we will not take it because it is no count."
When the pawn shop looked at the VCR they said, "we will not take it because it is no count."
Counting
The incremental process that we teach to our 3 year olds so that they know how to accurately articulate the number of desired cookies. Counting is sometimes used to achieve an election result, but more often is seen in the private sector as a mechanism of identifying the millionth product sold by a given manufacturer.
Example:
Ted: How did they figure out who bought the billionth McDonald's cheeseburger?
Ralph: They were counting.
Ted: How did they figure out who bought the billionth McDonald's cheeseburger?
Ralph: They were counting.
count
Drug purchashing and inventory skills. The knowledge of how much weed one should get for a given price. Essentially, it is the typical street value for your area.
Example:
Can you believe he paid $50 for 2 grams! Man, that kid does NOT know his count. What a custy!
Can you believe he paid $50 for 2 grams! Man, that kid does NOT know his count. What a custy!
count
what happens when you're iPhone (or other device) tries to autocorrect cunt.
This has since caught on to being used by people wanting a substitude more acceptable/funny way of saying cunt.
This has since caught on to being used by people wanting a substitude more acceptable/funny way of saying cunt.
count
A way to call someone a "cunt" in public that can easily be inserted into conversations politely, without the person knowing.
Example:
How is your day going, boss? I heard Jeremy was acting like the count of office and thought they run the show. He is far from nobility.
How is your day going, boss? I heard Jeremy was acting like the count of office and thought they run the show. He is far from nobility.
count it
Praise for a great accomplishment. Usually said with a hand gesture of your first finger "counting it".