no you can't

Posh upper class English way of saying, You Cunt!



You can't teach that!
A phrase used by an overbearing, nonathletic parent to brag about the sporting prowess of his/her son or daughter in a particular sport. In most cases, the child is more coordinated than his/her parent ever dreamed of being.
Example:
"I clocked him at 35 mph and he is only six, You can't teach that!"

"You should see the look in his eye when he is on the mound, You can't teach that!"

"I know he is only 6 but MY GOD he plays with 8 year olds, You can't teach that!"


Because you can't
Something that you cannot do
Example:
Me: But dad fighting is fun
Dad: no it isn't
Me: But i want to, so can I please do it
Dad: No son
Me: Why not
Dad: Because you freaking can't CHILD
Me: I hate you
Dad: BECAUSE YOU CAN'T


you can't be talking
It means when someone says something about you but they have the same thing that means they can't be talking
Example:
Bully: thats why you you have a messed up hairline

Victim : you can't be talking you have a dirty house


You can't write it
1. Regarding a ridiculous situation which could not have been predicted or written beforehand.
2. Regarding a ridiculous situation which could not be written about afterwards.

It could be so ridiculous or outrageous both apply.

Synonymous with "you can't make this stuff up".
Example:
1. Stephen: "Oh shit, did you hear how Ian got three fit girls pregnant in one night? Two of them already had boyfriends! Who would have thought, you can't write it!"

2. Scott: "So I was refused alcohol the other day, and I ended up with my evening ruined, immediately back home. I mean, you can't WRITE it, you can't even write it.. I've had enough, I've enough of this. That's it. That's it lads! Naaaaah, that's it! I'm going to bed! I am GOING to bed!"


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