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not happening

1. an event, band, person or anything that is not cool, interesting, or attractive. usually used to give a negative recommendation about something

It happens

by Nosyria on Mar 24, 2013 13:03:43

It's a more socially acceptable version of "shit happens".
It can be used to:
1)express condolences for someone's situation without offering any apologetic words.
2)respond to a future problems that shows a sense of sadness/aggression towards it, but in a way without trying to complain
3)to shrug off a one's own, or someone else's, minor annoyance
4)substitute for an actual response, while still continuing the conversation

Example:
1)"My girlfriend just broke up with me"
It happens.
2)"I'm not looking forward to this physics test tomorrow"
It happens.
3)"I think the cafeteria is out of milk. (Ehh, it happens)"
It happens.
4)"Sounds like you've had a long day"
Yeah, it happens.

That Happened

by JdogTwodolla on Nov 23, 2010 08:34:09

Phrase said after something strange or weird has occurred in your presence

Example:
Well that happened

happen

by Brahmastra on Oct 20, 2009 10:45:11

/ˈhæpən/ Show Spelled Pronunciation hap-uhn
–verb (used without object)

to ejaculate; to cum;jizz.

Example:
Casually:
Jordan: "I was taking a stroll in the park when I happened upon this girl."
Chris: "You win."

In exclamation:
Tyler: "That just happened!"

Happener

by poisonIvy on Aug 23, 2013 12:52:42

Modern hippy hipster types who actually accomplish tasks of great magnitude and worth. A happener, much like our modern definition of a hipster, does have certain interests in counter culture lifestyle and the various accouterments that go along with such. The marked difference between a hipster (being frankly the modern version of the hippie or renaissance person), is that happeners are always involved in some great events. Happeners are the hero's of the universe. May statues be built in their honor.

Example:
Did you see how intensely that woman back there was involved with her artwork, she was a total happener.

it happens

by goochofficer on Oct 17, 2004 12:40:55

a phrase said after u do something stupid or something happens to you. usually used by one of your friends made popular by tom marchin

Example:
Garrett stepped in a big pile of dog shit and said fuck, so tom said "it happens"

The Happening

by sooner_gooner on Aug 22, 2009 04:55:13

The worst film ever made, written directed by lame arse director M. Night Shaylaman. The idea isn't that bad but the ending explained nothing and looked as if it had been finished in 10 minutes in the pub on the last day of filming.

Example:
"The Happening is probably the worst film ever made"

George Lucas

The Happening

by Paul Binder on Jun 17, 2008 08:20:54

A waste of money and your life.

Example:
We went to a amish party it was still better than the happening

It's happening

by Avacadaqua on Apr 03, 2017 13:38:35

When you are in the middle of having a chronic orgasm. This can occur anywhere to 2-80 times a day. Make sure to always keep extra towels or blankets (if you get extra wet) with you wherever you go. To help calm this down carry some cum down with you to help regain control of your vagina or penis.

Example:
Avacadaqua-"It's happening"
Tyrone- "Do you need a towel?"
Avacadaqua- "Bitch get me a blanket"

The Happening

by t-man253 on Oct 22, 2010 07:20:27

Mark Wahlberg's biggest mistake.

Example:
Mark's Agent: Mark, I got you a part in "the happening". Its about plants that make people kill themselves
Mark: Well, it can't be that bad...

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