HMS
by SECbois on Nov 08, 2011 00:32:28
HMS or How Many
Stell's is
the scale of rating the looks of a girl on the basis of how many
Stella Artois it would take to engage in sexual relations with them.
The rating spans from 0-15 0 being the lowest 15 being the highest.
NOTE: It is always based on straight PINTS and bad ratings can lead to diciplinarys within the group of lads. If you see a 0 stells candidate then they can then be rated out of 5 as a more accurate rating 5 being a highest.
Example:
Lewis: Hey Jake!
Jake: Yeah
Lewis: HMS?
Jake: What her?
Lewis: Yeah
the red head!
Jake: Thats a standard 0 Stells man!
Lewis: You know!
Nill Poits
HMS
by Okix25 on Dec 07, 2011 02:01:53
Acronym for Hard-on Management Services.
A type of business which engages in managing male "
hard-on's" usually by Hard-On Management Technicians, or HMTs.
Usually under a Hard-On Management Supervisor, which has the Technicians working under him.
Normally services are charged
by the hour, the rate negotiated before the services are performed.
Rumored to be "
The Oldest Profession"
Example:
Dude: Hey Joe, I heard you hard to
call in HMS last night.
Joe: Yeah man, I needed some release. My
HMT was pretty hot too.
Dude: How much did you pay?
Joe: I paid my HMT $200 for an hour, plus
a tip.
HMS
by Rosalie M on Jul 11, 2008 08:43:20
'Her
Majesty's Ship' in reference to 'shipping' for
fandoms. In my experience, I have only seen this referred to in
the Harry Potter fandom. It may be in others, but I dont know.
Example:
The HMS
Orange Crush is my preferred
shipping, and I absolutely
barf when I find out someone ships HMS Harmony.