rathering
slang for hooking up
Rathers
Is the shortened nickname version of Rathbone; that being a last nameRathers is that guy who seems to be prone to being friend-zoned and also who gets hit in the head with a Volleyball. Rathers also seems prone to having his phone lost/stolen/confiscated at school. Most likely, he is an average sized human but sometimes they are hit with the ugly stick at birth and end up having a pepperoni pizza as a face.rather
rather
it is a cameo of infinitude that many fail to comprehend with their increasingly miniscule sphere of thought in which other banal rungs of ideas and thoughts are seated before the graces of the power that is the vastness of reason and all that is good in the world (including spice and everything nice, but the stuff that makes up boys (which i do not choose to explicate in this space for its pure vulgarity in the face of "rather")may be included if one takes the bokonist view of "as it ought to have been")
Example:
That was exceedingly rather.
meaning: my mind blows at the sheer paucitude of shoddiness addended to the object or idea described as "rather"
That was exceedingly rather.
meaning: my mind blows at the sheer paucitude of shoddiness addended to the object or idea described as "rather"
Rather not
Rather Having
The act of taking one option over the other without real regard for what the mainstream would consider sound logic, making this act bold and brave. Rather Having is not to be confused with preferring something, which any loser can do.
Example:
Circa 2009 one would prefer Dwight Howard to Ronny Turiaf, but a brave soul would be rather having Ronny.
Circa 2009 one would prefer Dwight Howard to Ronny Turiaf, but a brave soul would be rather having Ronny.
Dan Rathered
Take a damaging true story and preemptively leak it to a reporter with enough bogus details stirred in to discredit the reporter and the story itself.
Rather Dashing
A peasant wearing short pants who returns from vacation to find his thatch-roofed cottage burninated. He swears revenge and embarks on an incredible journey to vanquish the Burninator (Trogdor) once and for all.
Example:
Can one peasant wearing short pants save the countryside from certain burnination? YOU DECIDE!
Can one peasant wearing short pants save the countryside from certain burnination? YOU DECIDE!
Dan Rather
A "journalist" better known for sayings like:
"Let's hit these biscuits with a dab of gravy."
than actual news reporting.
A newsman with a vendetta that came close to tears on the night of November 2, 2004 when he had to announce that the guy he made up documents to smear ( President George W. Bush) had actually won the election while he (Dan Rather) had lost what little credibility he had left.
"Let's hit these biscuits with a dab of gravy."
than actual news reporting.
A newsman with a vendetta that came close to tears on the night of November 2, 2004 when he had to announce that the guy he made up documents to smear ( President George W. Bush) had actually won the election while he (Dan Rather) had lost what little credibility he had left.