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old Bay

Old Bay is the greatest spice on the face of this Earth (beating out salt, pepper, and Cavenders All-Purpose Greek Seasoning). Legend has it that it was developed by the gods as a seasoning for their seafood, but one of them accidentally dropped the can and it landed in Maryland. The Marylanders didn't know what to use it for, and so they tried it on everything and realized that it made the food better by an order of approximately 7.9331 magnitude.In all seriousness though, Old Bay is Jesus to Marylanders. It tastes amazing on everything from crabs to fries. If you haven't tried it and find a can of it in your local grocery store (unlikely if you live anywhere more than 200 miles from the Chesapeake) and get it. You will not regret it.

old bay

by thoma on May 31, 2008 03:49:57

It's a tasty seasoning if you're in Maryland, but an annoyance if you're anywhere else. If you're in a deli in New York don't ask the guy at the counter if he has any Old Bay for your burger. Everyone in line will think you're a tool.

Example:
If you're in a deli in New York don't ask the guy at the counter if he has any Old Bay for your burger. Everyone in line will think you're a tool.

Old Bay

by Dupree on Dec 04, 2005 10:31:33

The best seasoning on the face of the Earth. Used for crabs, shrimp, fish, vegetables, chicken, french fries and basically anything edible.

If you're not from Maryland you probably don't know what it is.

Example:
MD Student 1: WTF? They didn't put Old Bay on the fries today!
MD Student 2: Don't worry, I always carry some with me.

Old Bay

by R03 on Jan 07, 2007 10:46:51

What Marylanders have in there salt shakers.

Example:
"My fries, crabs, shrimp, popcorn, and chicken all needs more Old Bay"

Old bay steamer

by Urmom6924/7 on Jun 10, 2021 09:18:11

When a girl is in doggy and the man rapidly pulls out and the girl lets out a powerful queef that has an aroma of a warm clam.

Example:
Wow, Jessica hit me with an old bay steamer last night!

old bay jay

by N8daGreat on Sep 11, 2007 05:20:41

When you powder up your manhood with some Old Bay right before you catch the bop from a sexy lady, then watch her reaction when she tastes the tasty goodness of Old Bay on your meat. You know shes from MD if she doesnt stop lickin your lollipop.

Example:
I caught that bitch by surprise last night when I made her give me an Old Bay Jay, her eyes popped open with pleasure and she went at it like pro all night long.

Old Bay Fries

by nmopal on Apr 01, 2007 10:53:01

A Maryland delicacy created by putting Old Bay Seasoning on french fries.

Example:
Person 1: You got old bay in my fries.
Person 2: You got fries in my old bay.
Person 1: We have created Old Bay Fries!

old bay rim job

by Tall Timbers on Jun 27, 2015 23:25:06

When one gets their ass eaten immediately after picking crabs when living at or visiting Tall Timbers, MD.

Example:
Fun Bobby picked up a girl at the marina bar and she gave him an old bay rim job.

Steve's Old Bay

by dayoldhotdog on Jun 14, 2023 17:10:17

When you need a little encouragement to eat out a girl on her period to earn your wings. You just toss some old Bay seasoning on it and chow down cause you ain't a quitter, and you love Old Bay

Example:
She was on her period and I couldn't eat her out until I pulled a Steve's Old Bay.

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