Cape
the cape
Example:
The Cape
The most important prize in the game of basketball, awarded to the player in a particular game who nets the most Cape Points. Cape points reward manly achievements such as blocked shots and offensive rebounding, and punish weak, pussy-ass, cowardly tendencies like passing and shooting three pointers.
Cape Points Formula:
PTS + 5*OFF REB + 3*DEF REB + 10*BLK - 10*3PA - 3*3PM -3*AST
Bonus points are awarded for Flagrant Fouls (+15) and Ejections (+25).
Dwight Howard typically leads the league in Cape Points.
Cape Points Formula:
PTS + 5*OFF REB + 3*DEF REB + 10*BLK - 10*3PA - 3*3PM -3*AST
Bonus points are awarded for Flagrant Fouls (+15) and Ejections (+25).
Dwight Howard typically leads the league in Cape Points.
Example:
Mike: "Yo man, did Dwight Howard keep The Cape tonight?"
Paul: "No, man. He was passing way too much and only finished with 73 Cape Points. Chris Bosh really manned up. He had a bunch of offensive rebounds and he finished with 95 Cape Points. Bosh is the new Capeholder."
Mike: "Nice, who won the game?"
Paul: "Who the fuck cares?"
Mike: "Yo man, did Dwight Howard keep The Cape tonight?"
Paul: "No, man. He was passing way too much and only finished with 73 Cape Points. Chris Bosh really manned up. He had a bunch of offensive rebounds and he finished with 95 Cape Points. Bosh is the new Capeholder."
Mike: "Nice, who won the game?"
Paul: "Who the fuck cares?"
Cape
When someone says an egregious lie. The word is similar to the English term “Cap”. As a Zimbabwean would pronounce “Cap” as “Cape” hence the addition of the “e”. The term originates in a quaint little town in Buckinghamshire (AY).
Example:
J2: “ KJ LOAD UP MY EYEBROW PENCIL I KNOW YOU HAVE IT”
KJ: “ CAPE! I DIDN’T TAKE IT!” ASK SK!
SK: CAPE KJ I DON’T EVEN HAVE EYEBROWS!!
J2: “ KJ LOAD UP MY EYEBROW PENCIL I KNOW YOU HAVE IT”
KJ: “ CAPE! I DIDN’T TAKE IT!” ASK SK!
SK: CAPE KJ I DON’T EVEN HAVE EYEBROWS!!
On Cape
cape
A totally awesome article of clothing. Almost anybody who wears a cape will look cool, and anybody who is badass can greatly benefit from wearing either a cape, cloak, or trenchcoat, and of course, having long hair. Having a sword would help, but you'll probably get arrested for that.
Example:
That dude with the cape is so freakin' awesome. Some kid said he looked stupid, just because he doesn't dress like everybody else, but when he turned that kid into a mangled mess on the floor, he looked totally badass. Nobody messes with him now! :)
That dude with the cape is so freakin' awesome. Some kid said he looked stupid, just because he doesn't dress like everybody else, but when he turned that kid into a mangled mess on the floor, he looked totally badass. Nobody messes with him now! :)